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@speothosvenaticus.bsky.social
The SWEET DAYDREAM BULLET TRAIN of the #๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ . A RP parody account of Elphelt from Guilty Gear -Strive- Minors CAN interact, but with caution. Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and similar stuff DNI!
She'd get on the stage and start practicing and ends up causing a chain reaction that burns the whole place down on her first night.
Could your muse handle a night shift at Freddy Fazbearโs Pizza?
"I love my wife. I love her so much."
@thysolitude.bsky.social "IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouuuuuuuu!"
i love you. i love you. i love you.
nico With the amount of mostly lewd accounts following this account now, I feel like I need to say that this acc right here? Not gonna find anything smutty. Not going to force anyone to unfollow, just do not be weird. :/
"...Aino? Anyone home, baby?" She waves a hand in front of the goddess' face, head tilted.
She has completely locked up and is no longer reaction. Elphelt broke Aino.exe completely with all that.
"Girl, you're more to me than the entire Backyard. And that place is literally infinite!" She holds her by the shoulders, cupping one of her cheeks. "You are literally my entire existence! I feel like this where I was destined to be! With you, my beautiful, adorable wifey!"
"Just the world?" Oh she is sad now.
"No but from me, you're just super cute and pretty and silly!"
๐ธ "Mew..."
Her usual smile slowly returns to her face, as she gives a thumbs up back. "Enjoy the snacks! And I hope it didn't hurt too much...I'll be more careful, I promise!"
Bon shrugs and gives her a thumbs up.
[ @mechabonne.bsky.social ] A stack of about 10 gift baskets of varying contents was dropped in front of Bon. Cards, candies, plushies, mixtapes, a whole assortment. Beside the basket was an Elphelt on the floor, groveling for forgiveness. "I'M SO SO SO SORRY YOU GOT SHOT..."
Elphelt stares at Bon for a second. ... sniffle. A comical flood of tears pour down her face as she babbles an apology towards him, as she SPRINTS away.
Unfortunately for Elph that bullet ended up ricocheting and hitting Bon. Thankfully doesnโt do much to him but now he is glaring right at Elph. One menacing stomp has been made in her direction.
"Personally I just dump lead into a training dummy to let off steam."
"I got a shotgun and a whole buncha bombs too!"
"Morning Elppy! And wha, I thought you only carried a rifle....? And funny enough I'm not surprised they're pink."
"Haha...still not the sharpest. But y'all love me anyways!" Elphelt giggled, spinning the gun some more. "...wanna see what I learned from watching YouTube?"
Tron nods with concern.
"woaaw. cool! I'm more of a long ranged gal myself! we got Miss Charlotte here-" A rifle with a bundled up piece of paper attached to its side pops into her hands. "-plus my two dualies, and a shotgun!"
โ โช Pointing a thumb to the blade on her back. Pretty big! Around the same height as her. โซ Yup, itโs right here. โ
"Oooo, a sword user! Awesome, I've met so many awesome swordsmen and women!"
โ Thanks, itโs a very important skill to have. My sword isnโt just for slashinโ. โ
"Then why would be screaming because of- ooooooooooo you weren't serious."
โHow? I didnโt even know it was happening.โ
"Oh, uhm, whoops! You could have...uh, said something!"
โMaybe this is why I was screaming.โ
"Morning! Been practicing cool tricks with my girls!" She spins her dual pistols. Those are probably the 'girls' in question.
"I mean, I indulge in some sweets, but as for energy drinks, nope!"
โIs it really just that? No energy drinks?โ