ok which one of you COMEDIANS shoved an entire hotdog into my navel when i wasnt paying attention. fess up.

hello bluesky its been a hot minute. heres some epic bbq beef ribs i made on the weekend. (sorry for the god awful picture i drank at least six ciders before this point lol!)

they should start giving pizza away for free. to me specifically

man life is so unfair, why is pizza so good but also REALLY expensive 😩

Anyway since im yapping about shows and stuff SBR episode 2 was pretty good aside from the outro song reeking of netflix corporate interference 👍

watched the pilot and first episode of "the x files" and im praying all episodes dont end with the whole "all the evidence is suddenly gone!" thing because that shit will get tiring fast lmfao

explodes violently

hmmmm i kinda wanna pick up Wardogs but i just know that i'll probably just launch the game once and then never touch it again 😩

when you play persona 5 for the first time only to see that morgana isnt actually a total fatass whos wider than he is tall

i didnt make any epic bbq food this weekend, please forgive me fatfur community

was in a group vc with a couple of my friends who are on the spectrum and i jokingly said "i think i might have autism" and they all said in perfect unison "you absolutely do" like it was a scene out of pluribus

hroooughg new avalanches album soon, so keen

Finally got my new gpu today, heres hoping i dont fuck anything up installing it lol! (I absolutely will)

moving to furry kink city and immediately getting Sandy Cheeks'd before i can even make it to a buffet

getting beaten to death at the fatfur room party because i said that i dont like mac and cheese

tez canonically owns four different pairs of underwear with the words “wide load” written on them, but each one is in a different font

idk why i've been so berry brained recently despite the fact that i've never commissioned art of it before lmfao

i promise you the ominous creaking noise coming from my room i- *URP!!* i-is completely normal. also that liquid slowly flowing from under my door is, uh, just some juice i spilled. completely nothing to worry about. i swear.

VCing with Tez only for him to obnoxiously make this noise the entire time during the call youtu.be/M5L7rE6qzfQ?...

Slurping Drink from Straw Sound Effect

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<— worlds widest beach bum

Darktide is great and all but every time i try out another class i think to myself “i wish i was playing Zealot right now”

im blue(berry) for an amazing reason

the big arch burger tastes like garbage but im not gonna lie and say that im not tempted to add it to my order each time i buy mcdonalds

the biggest mistake i have ever made is thinking to myself just before the ai boom "hmmm i could upgrade my pc now but i think i can squeeze a few more years out of it, whats the worst thing that could happen :)"

i had someone pat my head at a furry room party once saying "still so small..." and i think it permanently ruined me

i will never be as cool as him