I apologize if there’s pretzel bits in the bed. It’s a twisted story.
Spike Chilton
@spikeinthebox.bsky.social
Iz in ur feedz, skeetin ur muther.
The eventual U.S. citizen uprise will actually be over AI data centres, not Trump. Too bad neither is happening any time soon.
‘England plays for third place’ has happened so often it’s becoming a sports cliché. Poor buggahs!
Ken Sim needs to be placed in involuntary care because evidently he can’t seem to care for himself.
I guess Chris Ilitch decided he’d seen enough of Yzerplan.
Danielle Smith in a cowboy hat pretty much sums up how it’s going in Alberta these days.
Nothing says ‘world-class sporting city’ like losing the city’s only sports radio station.
Gary Bettman getting booed at the beginning of the NHL draft warms my cold, dead heart.
‘Hydration break’ is code for ‘The World Cup broadcast rights are so expensive, we need two extra ad breaks to pay for it’. #FIFAfail
Declaring your city as being ‘world class’ because you host ‘world class’ events is like declaring bankruptcy by shouting out to anyone within earshot, “I declare bankruptcyyyy!”
Manny Malhotra is the kind of coach that can make the hard choices and still look his players in the eye, as long as it’s with his right eye.
Soccer is far less cool and important than it thinks it is.
I wish that googling ‘Stanley Cup’ would bring up the start time of game 1, like it used to, and not a cavalcade of sale listings for those comically-gigantic bitch mugs.
The minimum wage went up in the province of British Columbia, so now British Columbians have more income that we still can’t afford anything with.
Sacre bleu! Habs have 3 goals in their first three shots! I don’t think that’s ever happened in the playoffs, and barely ever in regular season! Histoire! #montrealcanadiens #leshabitants
Danielle Smith is in serious doo-doo, and I couldn’t be happier.
Remember how incredulous we all were when we found out that Hello Kitty is actually a girl dressed as a kitty? Much simpler times.
Maybe at this late stage, it’s best for everyone if Iggy Pop just put a shirt on already.
Never mind those under 16 years, there are way more individuals over that age who should be restricted from using social media because they are not mature enough. Where is the legislation for those dweebs?
If Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance was supposed to be his big comeback, he probably should have just stayed away.
Melania is taking her turn at wearing the burning pants.
I will allow Celine Dion to make her comeback in Paris, as long as France promises to keep her.