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The way chester cheetah brazenly revels in his grime and filth is repellant to the senses. Only a beast could do what he does. Those are probably meta glasses

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

If anybody comes to see me, tell them they just missed me by a minute

I'm fine if one of these guys wants to throw a punch or two. Gonna need a pot of coffee in a minute if this game keeps playing out like it has

They rejected my halftime show idea where they place a pizza at the centre line and set up some rats at the goal and race them to crown a new pizza rat. They said it was too dated which at first I grudgingly understood but then I saw what they went with and now I’m mad

Half of the electric mayhem didn’t show up for this halftime show in protest of FIFA corruption. Dr. Teeth in particular cited the brutal sanctioning limiting Iran.

Watching Charlize Theron as Calypso had me thinking "you know what movie she was outstanding in: mad max fury road". And so I just watched mad max fury road again, which is probably the greatest movie I've ever seen premiere in theatres.

The Odyssey was good and fun. I mean not for those guys. They went through a lot. A good movie for Dads who've gone out for a pack of smokes and never came back, experiencing doubts about their decisions, who need reassurance that they would just go out for another pack of smokes

Can somebody bankroll me as much as it's going to take to secure this sucker hangs over my bathtub for the rest of my living days

Like looking in a mirror

I've seen grave of the fireflies but nothing is sadder than this

TMZ just published footage of Senator Lindsey Graham's final moments and it's the most fucked up video I've ever seen. Nobody deserves this

As rain falls equally on the just and the unjust, do not burden your heart with judgements but rain your kindness equally on all - the rizzler

Celebrating by singing Wonderwall is extremely repellant but I wouldn't expect anything else from the English. They should just sit down and beat some eels to death and eat them in front of the fans I'd actually respect that

A top 5 scene in The Sopranos is when crooked detective Vin Makazian is laying on the horn screaming at the top of his lungs "LETS GO MOVE IT" when he's stuck in a traffic jam on his way to jump off a bridge. That scene's got a lot of juice.

Like the magnificent obelisks now reduced to desert sands, Egypt's tremendous lead was blown away by their ancient enemy: the Argentinian.

Abraham LinkedIn, exiting a spambot recruiter chat: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Haha you said it kid. Sundays am I right

Can't stay up to watch the game but I'm hoping for a similar outcome

On Sunday if you cheer for England over Mexico you're empirically evil.

It might be the funniest Toronto sports thing ever that Kawhi Leonard is coming back to the Raptors to flee a RICO charge

*singing at the top of my lungs in the car* I'm the one, who likes all their pretty songs, and I like to sing along, and I like to shoot my gun, and I don't know what it means.

[working on my tight five] Hey everybody some weather we’re having huh *audience boos, I start tearing up* yeah you’re right what do you want to talk about

I don't remember saying this, or ever going to Hawaii, but there I am standing up for what's right

Secret shoppers at Burger King are called "Intelligencers of the Realm" and report directly to the potentate if they stiff you on chicken fries. The punishment is usually death

I don't think I've enjoyed a single episode of any of the Monogatari anime series but there are like six or seven songs from it that I consider all time bangers. Like listen to this shit youtu.be/EDE514XIJfU?...

Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari - supercell (Romaji & English Lyrics)

YouTube video by LumenAster23

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