only has one arm, no feet, and can still ball. respect
Thomas Costello@thomascostello.bsky.social · yesterdayThe entire suite of Cleveland Sirens logos.
They can only be called a Colorado Rockies pitcher if they come from the Colorado Rockies region of Major League Baseball. Otherwise they’re just a sparkling belly itcher
Bob Nightengale@bnightengale.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Milwaukee Brewers have acquired Colorado Rockies prized right-handed reliever Antonio Senzatela from the Colorado Rockies.
I hope VT's new strength coach is making players lift bar bells with balls at the end that each say "5 tons"
It can’t even get this right from the website it links to you that literally only says the one thing it’s about
a woman walked out of trader joe's with a six pack of toilet paper and a single rose
laws don’t seem to matter anymore
Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 5d agoCO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx is soliciting unlimited contributions, appearing to openly defy campaign finance law Campaign finance attorneys call Marx's plan unprecedented and "patently illegal" Marx's campaign won't say where the money is going www.9news.com/article/news...
I’m in a web chat for my bank and the agent just misspelled a word and I’ve never felt more excited that perhaps a real person was helping me
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoHassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
I’m so tired of everything getting worse every day
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 5d agoI used to do some work on the ethical use of satellite and drone imagery for aid and disaster response, and it is genuinely hard to express in words what a dangerous, stupid thing Google is doing by making it easy to use GenAI to create faked satellite imagery:
haha colorado rules
Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 7d agoColorado GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx says God has given him a "gift" to uncover people's demons and rid them of evil spirits through a specialized prayer. Marx says you, too, can learn how to do it. The eight-part course is $99. www.9news.com/article/news...
The Discourse on here has been truly awful the last few weeks since the World Cup ended. We need football back ASAP
BUT: all they care about when it comes to a binary choice are taxes and slurs
Jessica Tarlov@jessicatarlov.bsky.social · last wk.Your average Republican is pro-IVF, skeptical of six week heartbeat bills, against deporting productive, law-abiding immigrants, and for gay marriage.
I will defeat skynet by asking it how many letters are in words
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last wk.OPENAI, ANTHROPIC STAFF CIRCULATE PETITION URGING US TO SUPPORT INTERNATIONAL EFFORT TO 'DELIBERATELY PACE' FRONTIER AI DEVELOPMENT, WARNING OF RISK IT ADVANCES FASTER THAN HUMANS CAN CONTROL; LETTER ALSO SHARED WITH GOOGLE DEEPMIND STAFF, EXPECTED PUBLIC THIS WEEK
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
Time to make a passkey tied to a device that then won’t share it with any of my other devices
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · last wk.Yeah let me just "create a passkey" real quick thanks. Idiot.
Elon: we will likely have trillions under management after connecting all global central banks and making banking instantaneous anywhere in the world Reality: Grok starts publishing peoples’ credit card and bank account info in response to a prompt about anime titties
car radio is something a ton of people still use and it sucks that stations are switching out artist / songs on the display for yet more ads. It’s also always for law firms.
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
These look like the uniforms a team wears in an ad for a TV that doesn't have any kind of licensing deal
Alaina Getzenberg@agetzenberg.bsky.social · last wk.Some photos from the Bills of the team’s new nickel city alternate uniform. The team has not yet announced for which games the uniform will be worn.
