“Any big plans for your time off?” LISTEN, BRENDA, THE TROLL HAS TO RETURN TO THE BRIDGE IT LIVES UNDER SOMETIMES TO RECHARGE!
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She/Her. Exploring the strangeness. Cat lady with one cat. Also obsessed with The Sims.
Well I just discovered ranch dressing seasoning combo on accident when trying to season mayo 😂
My latest sims build made the maxis curated page! A proud moment 😂
Wow I thought insurance covered your annual physical but I got a $300 bill WTF!!! When did this change??
One of my besties is on the hunt for men now and I’m so excited I have partner in crime 🥹
Me trying to just get through the work day “ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE NOW IM ONLY FALLING APART! 🎶” 😂🤣
Can we bring back throwing tomatoes at people in the town square?
Why do I have to solve three riddles and then leave an offering to the gods of transport just to change a fuckin wiper blade lol
The 80s playlist helps me work til we get something like Total Eclipse of the Heart popping up, distracting as fuck lolol how can I not sing along??!
I think I’m suffering from farm animal withdrawal 😂 it’s been too long since I’ve seen a cow
Quark: *tosses bat’leth like it’s a butter knife* Riker: “HOLY SHIT WORF YOU CARRY THIS AROUND THIS IS HEAVY” Who knew ferengi were so strong 😂😂😂
I wish there was a close friends feature on here today with my whole entire heart and soul 😂
One of the things I’m cursed with in life is I must operate at such odd hours that nobody is ever awake or available when I have hot tea 🤣😅
One of my many questions for Gen X is how did your fail your children so badly they don’t leave a name or number in their voicemails?
Audhd: I’m at a kid’s birthday party. I had to come inside and stare at the fish for a while 😂
The employer says there are no lifting requirements but the employee says it’s a heavy physical job
Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight
ALT: Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight
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Saw a dude on a motorcycle this morning do a sign of the cross and then take the fuck off 😂😂😂 epic
This fancy frozen musubi from Costco is really quite delicious 🤣 (it has egg and a “meatless patty” instead of spam)
Some shit-talking reminders: Don’t show up without receipts In-person is best Talking shit on Teams at work is not private 😬😂
Highly recommend taking a nice picture of yourself every once in a while so you have one at least. Don’t be like me and only take the most ridiculous ones ever 😆
Listening to a Berlin techno mix because I thought it would help me work, this shit is no joke 😂
Got a timed cat food dispenser and it made me realize I LOVE the sound of a ticking clock 😂
Can’t even catch a break in the sims. Volcano erupted and then five sim minutes later “you have 24 hours to pay your bills” 😩