IAN: Are you telling me that this is it? This is scenery? Have you ever been to Stonehenge? ARTIST: No, I haven't been to Stonehenge. IAN: The triptychs are twenty feet high. You can stand four men up them!
Spinal Tap Quotes
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NIGEL: He's tied down to this table, IAN: Uh-huh.
well, we've got some cancellations, that's all, we got to Memphis, and there is no gig in Memphis and we find out that this, this promoter in the Mid-West uhh has pulled out St. Louis, and Kansas City, and uh...oh Des Moines... I don't know, it's in Indiana or something...
NIGEL: It is and it isn't, she should be made to smell it, but... DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.
IAN: I have a small piece of bad news. Although it may not be that bad. MICK: For a change, you mean?
♪ The window's dirty The mattress stinks ♪ ♪ This ain't no place To be a man ♪
DAVID: Wait, this looks familiar, though...it really does.
♪ Your face is okay But your purse is too tight (gimme some money, gimme some money) ♪ ♪ I'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything ♪ ♪ Gimme some money, gimme some money ♪
DEREK: Where'd they print that, where'd they print that? DAVID: Where did that appear? NIGEL: That's not real, is it? DEREK: You can't print that!
NIGEL: Oh, maybe it's not green...anyway, this is what I sleep in sometimes.
♪ Don't get me wrong (gimme some money, gimme some money) ♪ ♪ Try getting me right (gimme some money, gimme some money) ♪
DAVID: Wait till you see the cover, wait till you see the cover, very provocative indeed.
MARTY: That's odd because you normally wouldn't think the rock and roll, now cheese. NIGEL: Yeah...you wouldn't think those...Maybe not, but for me, it was.
DAVID: A messenger... NIGEL: Yeah, I bumped into Ian, and... DAVID: Ian...Ian?...oh, the other dead man, yeah.
NIGEL: I think he's right, there is something about this, that's that's so black, it's like; "How much more black could this be?" and the answer is: 'None, none... more black.'
DAVID: Yeah..and there's also something..there's uh shorter works of Washington Irving, read by someone called Dr. J. MARTY: Oh, that's Julius Irving..Julius Irving DAVID: Oh! MARTY: The basketball player. DAVID: There you go, in keeping with the series, yes. I didn't know that
--- Spinal Tap plays Big Bottom at Fidelity Hall, Philadelphia --- <Garden Interview II>
IAN: You'd like bigger bread? NIGEL: Exactly! I don't understand how... IAN: You could fold this though. NIGEL: Well, no then it's half the size.
DEREK: And I started thinking about what I would be like after I died. MARTY: So, it's like an afterlife thing or...? DEREK: Yes, and I'm going, "What now?" That's what the premise of this is.
...on the bass: Derek Smalls, he wrote this....
BOBBI: ...and a man's arm extended out up to here holding onto the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniffit. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist? IAN: No I don't, this is 1982, Bobbi, come on. BOBBI: That's right it's 1982! Get out of the 60's
♪ And when you hear your master ♪ ♪ You will come a little faster, thanks to ♪ ♪ Bitch School ♪
MARTY: I'm just wondering why you chose this after the band broke up. NIGEL: Yeah, well, I thought, how do you make your life after rock and roll? Cheese.
NIGEL: Look... IAN: Yeah. NIGEL: Would you... be holding this?
PROMOTER: I have to go. DAVID: What? PROMOTER: I have to meet my birth mother. DAVID: Your what? PROMOTER: My birth mother.