HELLLOOOO!!! You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account #SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons. She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon. I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one
sonic the hedgehog is playing a video game with rings on the ground
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I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
MARIO.@pcskyplumber.bsky.social ยท 2y agoYou think I know?! They just want money!!!
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
MARIO.@pcskyplumber.bsky.social ยท 2y agoIts eighty dollars...
"๐'๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐'๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!" Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario. #SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP ใ โก + โป ? ใ "๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐!"
She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday... [She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.] My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
๐๐จ๐๐ก, ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ! ๐โ๐ฆ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐งโ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ! ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ฌ, ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ง ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ, ๐ฆโ๐ค๐๐ฒ? #SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP ใโก / โบใ
Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'. [Smirk!] Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.
I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior! M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors! [Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would. [Scratches her chin.] Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.
๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ.@shroombelle.bsky.social ยท 2y ago'Dainty and proper' doesn't mean boring, hun. Nor does it mean you can't unwind.
I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha! Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ.@shroombelle.bsky.social ยท 2y agoDear. When you've been at this for as long as I have, 'princessey' gets a bit boring.
Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ.@shroombelle.bsky.social ยท 2y agoI just had a whole joke planned with Daisy. Of course I run my kingdom.
What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
๐ด๐ถ๐น๐ฌ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ.@shroombelle.bsky.social ยท 2y agoGirl if you don't shut
[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]
๐ฆ. ๐ช๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟใ๐ป@firebound.bsky.social ยท 2y ago( Shoot the shell, multiple times. Spinister taught them that, just keep shooting. ) ( .. Heh that should enough for some pesky organic right? ) ( Do they have to take their blades out? Ehh- probably not. )
[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]
๐ฆ. ๐ช๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟใ๐ป@firebound.bsky.social ยท 2y agoIโm going to eat real fragging good today! Turtle soup MMMMMโ- !! ( Oh fire huh? Servos sparkingโ they didnโt give a warning, full on bolt of electricity at the turtle. ) IโLL TAKE MINE FRIED THANKS !
[Fire crackles around her mouth, clearly disrespected.] I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!
๐ฆ. ๐ช๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟใ๐ป@firebound.bsky.social ยท 2y agoyeah a queen of the koopas do i look like a koopa to you?
BWAH!? Koopas are a dignified race! I'm the queen of 'em, so better bow at my feet, you overcomplicated toaster!
๐ฆ. ๐ช๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟใ๐ป@firebound.bsky.social ยท 2y agoturtle people
