The first day back to work after vacation should be outlawed.
His Royal Tragesty
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I’m bald. I have a dog. Silly 🐻 📍Palm Springs, CA
Tonight, I got up on stage during the tea dance at Lazy Bear, and for roughly 15 minutes I was a go go bear. It was shockingly freeing to dance for such a huge crowd.
I’m pretty happy with where I am in my life right now, but I think there will always be a part of me that will be just a little bit sad that I never lived in San Francisco.
After eons knowing them online, I finally met @blizl.bsky.social and @ikeatkinson.bsky.social in person, and they are both absolutely lovely and sweet ❤️ I hope to see more of yas!
10 years ago, I married Tall One (our friend, the Short King, was our officiant). We had zero grey hair 10 years ago. Also ours may be the only wedding in history where guests had sex in a bounce house.
Something interesting…as I build more muscle in my chest, I’m finding my nipples are more wired…
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
Woozy Scream
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Chris@ottersf.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
Our electrical panel is currently being replaced. I’m very bored. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Trent Reznor’s Tiny Boat company: Nine Inch Sails
Ross 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🐻 (he/him)@rossz28.bsky.social · 3w agoTrent Reznor's seaside beach toy stand: Nine Inch Pails
lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.
Life hack: Block your work calendar for the last 3 hours of every Friday so nobody can book a meeting.
I’ve been working insanely hard to lose weight and build muscle because my health requires it. I’m down 9 pounds since May 21. It’s hard, and honestly I don’t love doing it, but I have to. So, to the prick who grabbed my ass last night and said, “You should spend more time at the gym,” FUCK YOU.
If you’re a transphobe, get the fuck out of my life.
Cool Guy Blarn@whataboutblaine.bsky.social · last mo.I’m just so god damn tired of transphobes.
Uhh…so I just found out my water heater is 15 years old. Should I be thinking about replacing it? I’m new at this homeownership thing and don’t know things.
He-Man had no business being two whole hours and twenty minutes long.
I had a serious bike accident in Minneapolis last month and was in the HCMC ICU for several days after needing emergency brain surgery. We put together a GFM; I'm looking for some help with the mounting costs as I recover. Anything you can spare will help <3 gofund.me/97b67235a
Donate to Help Taber Recover From Traumatic Brain Injury, organized by Taber Bain
On May 24th, I was in a serious bike accident. The hospital told me I was hi… Taber Bain needs your support for Help Taber Recover From Traumatic Brain Injury
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All y’all bitches postin bout Widow’s Bay, and not one of you mentioned Betty Gilpin???
Cersei Lannister's Walk of Shame
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My sundew plant is currently in the process of eating a bug.
