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Bi WAM enjoyer. Will post clips of my misadventures, and up to chats.

Sometimes simple is best. One loser in a mankini, one bucket of green gunge, and heaps of enjoyment. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. #WAM #GayWAM #GayGunge (Also my first time standing up in a video in the shower, tell me if it looks alright)

It's a sloppy nightmare. The "Loser Soup" perfect for dunking losers into to truly get the right flavour of humiliation. A awful mix of slimy pea soup (green gunge) and thick, sloppy tomato soup (red gunge).

Hey sorry for the lack of bsky updates…if you were a member you would know June was a very “naughty” month with a new “Bog Quiz” and more pies getting slapped everywhere in Kitts Kitchen. If you missed it sign up now and enjoy streaming this “naughty” content!

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Another great scene submitted to the infinite wisdom and memory of the internet. Scene performed with [anonymous], who I assure you was very nice, cute, and looked this good or better by the time I was done with them. If you got this far please do share this thread (and/or see throne link in bio).

Here is my 30 pies for my 30th video! This is definitely the most pies I have ever taken, and we have a little count to make sure not one pie is missed. 31 next year? Hopefully I can find a volunteer to help apply them. #WAM #GayWAM #pieintheface

Have a comfy new seat, took a while to arrive. But will be sat on that when I finally take 30 pies, for my 30th

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Oh boy. Time goes fast, and I'm looking down the barrel end of becoming 30. I'm okay with getting to this age, my mid-20's is actually the first time I felt comfortable being myself. What do you guys think is a good way of celebrating?

🟡🔵 Are you ready to Play? 🔵🟡 Whether you're Team Yellow or Team Blue, our Gunge Sub Icons gear is the ultimate outfit for facing the gunge! Get that classic gameshow look, and everyone will know you like to play dirty 😈

Hey everyone, let's celebrate a belated Valentine's day. Oops. Tried a few new things including a narrator, and some stock images and goo preview. If you enjoyed please tell me, and if you didn't still tell me! Just want to make things that everyone can enjoy! #Gunge #Malegunge #MaleWam

Sadly I couldn't get it out today, but probably tomorrow, a Valentine's video, featuring a large tub of gunge. I hope you look forward to it when I finish it. #gunge #gaygunge #WAM

🏷️Online Store Opening Soon🛍️ That's right, our Shopify is about to launch, so now you can browse and order all of our Off-the-Shelf designs whenever you fancy Every design, every colour, every size. All available at a tap, without needing a consultation

UPDATE 30/01/26: Poor Cairo he's seems to be getting all the gunge. It's almost as if the whole thing has been set up by Captain Flan and Scott! Second "naughtier" part streaming now for members!

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Another part of my Christmas Collab, the punishment 😉 In my Christmas jumper, and nothing else, I take a bucket of green gunge, straight from Santa's naughty list. A lot of play acting in this, for the original video. #Wam #GayWam #GayGunge #GayFetish

Scott and Cairo are opponents in a messy quiz all about a subject we thought neither of them would know anything about! How wrong we were! Streaming now for members!

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