Hard to believe it, but I'm the last person Shrek yelled at before he was murdered in Mamdani's New York City. I'm going to need some time to come to grips with this. News organizations, I am available for interviews. DM for rates.

Shrek's widowed husband here: my husband, Shrek, from the movie became a communist this morning and then this afternoon he was murdered in Mamdani's capitalist New York

People are asking me "if Shrek was your husband, why couldn't you have cured him with true love's kiss" and the answer is that we never loved each other

This is Shrek's husband. Shrek has been shot

Does anyone know any true loves in the New York area?

Time is ticking down. I will be dead at midnight #shrekdangers

Chowing #shrekbehaviors

I'm the famous Shrek from Walter Disney.

The Walter United Healthcare Company will not cover my true love's kiss treatment

If you're hankering for some lunch, why not try a big bite of Shrek! Property Walter Disney Company all rights reserved

I am mere hours away from death and my true loves won't kiss me #shrektroubles

Thank you for becoming a communist, Shrek. We agree with everything you said in the interview

Shrek@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 6h ago

I get interviewed about halfway through this episode. The hosts are good guys. I'm a communist now #shrekideology

I only have 11 hours to live. Shrek will die tonight at midnight.

I get interviewed about halfway through this episode. The hosts are good guys. I'm a communist now #shrekideology

the worst of all possible worlds@worstpossible.world · 6h ago

TWOAPW #152: Shrek We talk with @memoriamatters.bsky.social about the hit fairytale franchise,how it compares and contrasts with Disney, and what happens when parody becomes the baseline reality for a genre. We also get into the video games

Horrible PIGGISH behavior from a supposedly progressive woman!! I hope you know what a LOW-LIFE you are! I see now what kind of person the Walter Bluesky Company gives a checkmark to

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 7h ago

this is fine by me. goodbye shrek forever

I, Shrek, will be dead by midnight if I do not get true love's kiss

Just got back from the doctor. It's terminal #shrekmaladies

My name's Shrej and I'll make you a donkey!

My personal life is NONE of your business!

@chainemail.bsky.social · 11h ago

Circle one: does shrek eat pussy? y or n

#shrekthoughts: America has fallen. Get armed while you still can

Make it make Shrek

No

Branch Stickley@leadtrasholine.bsky.social · 17h ago

May I come visit your swamp?

Goulet was a CRUEL man. Every time I met him he was MEAN and NASTY

So many FOOLISH people are trying to argue with #shrek

She refused to meet with me and she lost 🤷

Hellanal Boner-Farter@weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 21h ago

Pictured below: the kind of data-driven policy that wins elections

Even if it involes years of gruesome, degrading violence, I will stop at nothing to get Bluesky users to understand what a joke is #shrekattributes

Bluesky @support.bsky.team has been useless and LAZY on this front

much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 21h ago

i don't see a blue checkmark

The kind of vile bigotry you see on the left. We are not the same person

Mansour@mansourmoufid.bsky.social · 21h ago

Fetterman alt account

I'm afraid of nothing, seeing how I'm Shrek and all

Waylon Jennings-Yutani@ontopic.bsky.social · 21h ago

I like that you tried a dumb gimmick that didn’t work, but were afraid to lose the followers for that gimmick account, so you just dumped another, dumber gimmick on top.