Sometimes, life takes you into unexpected places, and suddenly you're cheering for the Chicago Cubs in their must-win game against the Padres, meanwhile your sister is crying out in protest, "Haven't we switched to hockey now?!."

So yesterday's unexpected package contained one more special surprise: a beautiful copy of my tgcf hanahaki duology, handbound 'dos-a-dos' style, which means two seperate books have been bound back-to-back to create one single volume with two distinct halves

Today I received an unexpected package containing a most remarkable gift: a handbound tome chock full of so many personalized details, I'm not even sure where to start

Today's corporate drones are so painfully incompetent. Making appointments, moving those appointments, missing those appointments, rescheduling those appointments, then phoning at a completely random time, because people don't have lives to live, amirite? Like fuck off, I just want to watch baseball

Apparently I forgot to delete this lol

Trying to explain this haughty, queerer-than-thou melodrama to my friend so that she understands why the public career failure of its chief participant is so funny, but it's so stupid it sounds fake, and I'm just like, "Listen, when I say she ran over herself with her own clown car, just trust me."

The joy that I feel watching all of you people explode with your love for SHINee is probably one of the very best feelings I've had in the last 7 and a half years

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social 1st of all the title? 10/10 2nd the fic? SO CUTE😍😍😍 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/761504... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/833236...

This story now has a fabulous podfic by the fabulous @auntieiroh.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/833236... Just one more chapter to go! Please listen to her perfect character voices, and be sure to leave her kudos and comments

Spodumene@spodumene.bsky.social · 10mo ago

🐇 New Fic Alert: The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating 🛻 MDZS, Wangxian 🛻 44,295 words 🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate 🛻 Speed Dating 🛻 Threat of Labubu archiveofourown.org/works/76150411

90% of my feed is just Taemin right now, which is a heavenly blessing of the holiest variety, but then BAM, stabbed through the heart by that photo of Jjong fixing Taem's hair, thank you, I'll just be over here weeping, he's watching, he must be so proud of him

The world may feel like a nightmare, but you know what's amazing? A giant tortoise. You know what's even more amazing? Two giant tortoises, shooting the shit

Nothing like confirming that the two-faced cunt who everyone swears is so nice and sweet is, in fact, a two-faced cunt

Slightly surprised and embarassed at how emotionally invested in that Golden win I was lol...

Final hours--any last bids, get them in now!

Spodumene@spodumene.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Tomorrow is the last day for bidding, so if you've ever wished I would write a fic especially for you, get those offers in and let me create for you!

Tomorrow is the last day for bidding, so if you've ever wished I would write a fic especially for you, get those offers in and let me create for you!

Spodumene@spodumene.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It's that time again, folks! My auction is here: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/75832.html It's basically the same as last year, which means I'm promising 10-20k, but just like last year, the more generous your offer, the more likely I'll cough up twice that in a fit of gratitude. Just sayin'

Bidding is live! Make your best bid--I'd love to create for you!

Spodumene@spodumene.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It's that time again, folks! My auction is here: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/75832.html It's basically the same as last year, which means I'm promising 10-20k, but just like last year, the more generous your offer, the more likely I'll cough up twice that in a fit of gratitude. Just sayin'

It's that time again, folks! My auction is here: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/75832.html It's basically the same as last year, which means I'm promising 10-20k, but just like last year, the more generous your offer, the more likely I'll cough up twice that in a fit of gratitude. Just sayin'

FTH Auction@fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Great news! The browsing period has officially started! Creators, start promoing your auction posts! Bidders, start browsing and getting hyped! Bidding starts at 8 am on Tuesday, March 3rd. fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org is the offerings blog and you can also find an announcement post on tumblr.

I would like a word or several with whoever was responsible for scheduling the women's gold medal hockey game and the women's free skate, I just need to knock your heads together so that they break

So everything about today was terrible, save for the part where my dad, having refused to buy new dress shoes for his mother's funeral, was forced to wrap his ancient boots up with miles of electrical tape after they both blew open at the sole. He was, of course, the best dressed person there

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 A storm without a warning by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social A very tasty modern jealous "straight" boy Wei Wuxian fic 🔥🔥🔥 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/41772705 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/54686263

Folding dumplings, dreading tomorrow... why must all the wrong people in my family keep dying... okay not 'wrong' per se, she was in her 90's, but taking her grandson was just fucking mean...

I fucking hate the word 'wasian' and if you use it around me, yes, I will judge you, even if you are using it on yourself, and I don't care how old and curmudgeonly that makes me, get the fuck off my lawn, etc.

So where would you rank 'Having your Grandmother's funeral' on a list of unlucky things to do on the first day of the lunar new year? Is it above or below getting a hair cut?

Do I do this again, or do I acknowledge the fact that I literally just finished the last one, so signing up again would be stupid...

FTH Auction@fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social · 9mo ago

It's that time again--time for FTH 2026, our tenth (!!?!?) auction season! See this year's calendar and supported orgs list on out tumblr: fandomtrumpshate.tumblr.com/post/8055683...

Okada and Nino samurai-ing it up and a johnny---er, 'starto' concert in my netflix reccs honestly what year is it

Some days I just wanna go Zen'in Maki on the world. Some days meaning every day, ofc

Pickleball Aunties and Uncles were relentless today. "Can I see your tattoo? Peonies!!--Chinese? Chinese! Where's your dad from? How do you spell your last name? That's so uncommon, do you know [same last name dude]? No? Good, we don't like him, he's an asshole! If you meet him, stay away! Ok? Ok!"

Okay, so. I know I cannot be the only one with a king-sized rant about Heated Rivalry ep 5. I am late watching, for sure, please tell me some hockey podcast has already had an anyeurism about everything ep 5 happy fucking new year

Most insane bot comment I've ever received may have actually used all 5000 characters

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Spodumene@spodumene.bsky.social · 10mo ago

🐇 New Fic Alert: The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating 🛻 MDZS, Wangxian 🛻 44,295 words 🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate 🛻 Speed Dating 🛻 Threat of Labubu archiveofourown.org/works/76150411