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Someone needs to remind Stanley Tucci that people are already abundantly aware of the existence of Italian cuisine.

DM if you have any Info re their whereabouts

Can someone please break the spell, so Nick Ferrari can transform back into a cabbage patch kid and end up being sold at a car boot sale?

This explains so much www.independent.co.uk/life-style/c...

People who are obsessed with celebrities may be less intelligent, study suggests

‘There is a direct association between celebrity worship and poorer performance on cognitive tests,’ reseachers say

independent.co.uk

If you know this film we should be friends

Brace yourself: Breaking news about Starmer resigning in 3….2……1….

Y’all the grumpy cat has reincarnated, I just met her at my local pet store

Trump is so desperate to be perceived as relatable by his low life voters that has now turned the White House into a fully fledged trailer park.

Elon Musk is now the IRL equivalent of this lady (IYKYK).

If supergirl has impenetrable skin, why didn’t my dad love me?

Yeah Elon Musk needs to be charged with incitement to riot ASAP.

It’s been 37 years and I still want a cosmic key

Drew this back in 2017. Back when we lived in an AI free world. #comicstrips #comicartist #fuckAI #dogs

Not to brag, but I did own a pair of these in the early 90s.

Football fans are quite literally a human subspecies.

I’m just gonna be as authentic as I possibly can from now on. I don’t care if I end up being completely alone, at least I won’t have to perform for anyone.

Please, stop telling me about your ex. I really don’t give a fuck about him.

Some of us hated Scrooge McDuck growing up, and some of us still see him as a role model. Goodnight.

This Michael Jackson mania is getting a lil out of hand

Found Orko in the middle of Camden today #heman #camdentown #streetart #wallart #urbanart #graffiti #orko #themastersoftheuniverse

Brian De Palma’s ex wife body shamed me for being 5ft7, claiming she has superior genes, all the while calling me a failed filmmaker because I criticised Nolan’s Odyssey. I was gonna get mad, but then I pitied her when I realised De Palma dumped her for someone else. The superior genes:

East London is basically Gotham. Goodnight.

Keeping everyone awake with their car horns in North London because of a stupid football match. Football fans are the contemporary equivalent of cavemen.

True crime Netflix documentary coming soon

I’m about to enter one of the biggest nostalgia arcs ever: I just bought a new pair of rollerblades. The last (and only) pair I’ve ever owned was back in 1996 #90skids #rollerblades #inlineskating #rollerbladeblanksk

Boy George’s humongous hat wasn’t doing the trick anymore, so now he’s supporting genocidal Zionists to stay relevant.

Can y’all Londoners please stop with this Trader Joe’s tote bag frenzy? We get it: You’ve been to California.

Just realised that when I was 9 I looked like a mix between a Soprano and Pugsley Addams