BREAKING: Republicans release new video proving Mitch McConnell is alive and well.
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BREAKING: McConnell releases second photo, further proving he's recovering from health scare.
BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.
Figured I’d look ahead into next week so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
Every morning President Trump makes a promise to himself that he can’t keep.
BREAKING: After months of wrestling with the Iran war, President Trump declares victory!
BREAKING: The White Trash House circus is on full display as clown cars & motorcycles jump across the peoples lawn in preparation for President Pedo the clowns birthday. A patriotic sight sure to fill every American w/ pride knowing the world isn’t laughing at us anymore.
Remember that rally where Trump couldn’t stop talking to his supporters about Arnold Palmer’s junk?
BREAKING: President Trump and Stephen Miller announce renovation plans for the Statue of Liberty.
Bread and circuses….minus the bread.
BREAKING: The Onion announces its first act upon acquisition of InfoWars will be to replace its host, Alex Jones with a gay frog.
This was my favorite episode as a kid. #TrumpEpstein
Kash Patel is on the case rooting out all the evil boogers in the DEEP STATE.
Can Joe Rogan have the decency to put a wig on that cue ball and some Mar-a-Lago lip injections since he always ends up riding in trump’s bitch seat?
BREAKING: AI Jesus loves kicking Trump’s ass.
BREAKING: AI Jesus serves humble pie to Donald Trump. 🥧
Am I the only one jonesing for more Bryon Noem content?
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.
So it turns out the art of the deal is to just threaten to kill someone’s whole family if they don’t do what you want.
BREAKING: Trump's criminal lawyer and newly named Attorney General, Todd Blanche, announces his first action will be to update the office title to Fixer General.
