picking up your prescription on the last possible day before they restock it >>>>>

smoking that shit that’s in the air all around us

lady who does my laser was like “have you had any sun exposure? this can give you burns if your skin has been exposed to the sun” i’m like .. sun exposure , on my face? yea man i have

UNIVERSAL rundle

Don’t die like this #ThursdayMentality

i feel like what if u put a solo cup on a stove and then tried to smoke it

shorty got me a drill press for my birthday now i gotta learn how to make a dulcimer 😹😹

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

i made a joulder bag first of many

sometiems i get sudden and urgent desire to drink water so i reach into my tote bag and it really looks like i’m pulling out a gun

no one ever asks to be crunchatized anymore whats up with that

i gotta get another lock for my basket on my bike i know everyone wants this thing

👀Behind the Paper👀 Author Caitlin Terry discusses drought and thermal tolerances in tropical tree species, freezing leaf samples in a bedroom transformed into a lab, and their love for maggot research!🌳🌡️ Read it here👇️ buff.ly/nhjn76f @caitlin-ento.bsky.social 🧪🌍️

Caitlin Terry | Forest type and leaf habit mediate thermal and drought tolerance across a tropical elevational gradient

In this ‘Behind the Paper’ blog post, we’re dealing with drought! Author Caitlin Terry – a PhD student at Cornell University – delves into their research article ̶…

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having to do band admin on instagram makes me deleting instagram really hard on my bandmate

A 27 year old can become 28. But they have to wait a year first

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

When the progress is nonlinear >>><<><>><<>>>

building a compost bin has me excited to create food waste… wait maybe my gf is right …..

you are stuck in whatever mode you’re in when the vyvanse kicks in. Unfortunately for me i am pooping at this time

I hate when stuff changes at the drop of a hat…. like man i can’t even drop my hat? okay ..

i’m so good at staring contest

gay minds think a dyke

how can we celebrate pride month if ruth bader ginsburg is still dead :'c

misogyny being so deeply homoerotic is a nice reminder that being gay is not inherently progressive it’s just the way people are sometimes

Pipsqueak@pipsqueaktv.bsky.social · 4mo ago

At some point I noticed that if you level misogyny to max level and hit prestige you unlock the gay perk but the popup for this has to be really small so most misogyny grinders don't notice they got it

off the juiceeeee addy got me shittinnnnn

June 1st

to be transgender is to constantly put your mediocre graded exams on the fridge as if you are proud of them just so you can get groceries or go for a walk