ㅤSPORTACUSㅤ
@sportscandy.bsky.social
ㅤㅤㅤThat's my crystal. Someone's in trouble! Sorry, I have to go.
Well, yes! See, my friends and I need to stock up on some special sports candy! But, we're looking for vegetables and laundry detergent for you first!
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y agoHE IS JUST IN FUCKING AWE THE WHOLE TIME ? He thinks of himself as fairly athletic but he cannot fucking DO THAT ? He just walks into the store and grabs a basket and still just kinda looks like he was just personally in the trenches of a war. '' ... are you. gonna buy anything ? ''
( He keeps doing it the whole way. But eventually, they end up at the store! Then, he starts walking like a normal person. ) ( ..ok, well, not like a normal person. He struts excitedly, accidentally drawing attention to him and his companion... )
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y agoHE JUST. STANDS UP. HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT HE'S JUST D: ... HE JUST GRABS HIS FUCKING UKELELE AND STARTS FOLLOWING HIM. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED ???
Come on, friend! Last one there's a rotten egg, so the kids say! ( WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT WHAT HE JUST DID )
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y agoHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO FUCKING GET UP FROM THE TABLE HE WAS SITTING AT BUT THEN HE SAW HIM DO ALL OF THAT AND HIS EYES JUST FUCKING WIDENED. WHAT. IS THIS DUDE FOR REAL. IS THE WAR OVER. WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Alright! ( He stands proudly, doing a variety of elaborate aerobic tricks instead of walking. )
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y ago'' ... '' ... Sigh. '' I need laundry detergent too so like. sure ? ''
// im glad people seem to be excited for sportacus! I'll be honest, I still need to see more of the show, but with what I'm doing on my main rp account, I definitely need more whimsy. I hope you guys enjoy him!
Something sour, hm... well,I know the solution to that first problem! Wanna go to the store with me?
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y ago'' We don't have vegetables. And I can't be fucked. '' ... WOW that guy is- really sad ? '' Also these are really sour and I like that. ''
Well, with dinner, you need something a lot more substantial. Have you tried, say, making a salad with those mushrooms?
── 𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞@benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social · 2y ago'' Dinner, not snack. '' Huh. Kinda depressing.
Where has that kid gone off to..? My crystal's flashing, but I can't find him anywhere!
