I can safely say that until forced to at this very moment, I had not contemplated Jagr’s (or any other hockey player’s) butt. This will also now replace “chicken butt” as the appropriate answer to “guess what”.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5h ago

Well now, “walk around after sunset” sure does seem to ring a bell. A very whites only bell. Can’t remember why…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h ago

Blanche credits Pirro with transforming DC "into a place that we can all now walk around in after sunset" 😆

Behold the mighty Bidoof

It is also worth noting that for my trip from Shelby to Concord (north side of Charlotte, where the raceway is) and back, my mpg in Raijū was…56mpg/23.8 km/l. That’s…insanely impressive on a 16 year old car.

Ok, I want that Rayquaza set. It looks really good in person. I chose not to spend $130 though. Instead I bought the GameBoy for $60. Even scored a birthday minifig.

Dude watched GATTACA one too many times.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2d ago

The government does not need your consent to get your DNA. You literally leave it on everything you touch.

That apple is suing anyone over anything so is hilarious since theirs is so bad people uninstalled it. Also notably funny is that this rebuttal was not a legal document, but a blog post.

9to5Mac@9to5mac.com · 2d ago

OpenAI rebuts Apple trade secrets allegations in new response and evidence

What in the half-life head crab is that thing in picture 2?

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Fyffe, Alabama Pop: 1,045 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyffe,_Alabama Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=27656958 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=140908961 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=27656639

No, actually later I will be cooking chicken skewers. The steaks don’t look worth the price.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2d ago

and later...beef ☺️

Two weekends hence I’ll skip I-40 to visit my stepdad and go over the mountains through Weaverville, Marshall, and Hot Spring NC instead. Some of you have been there. Virtually. @greatdismal.bsky.social The Peripheral was filmed in the first two towns. Hot Spring is a rest stop on the AT.

Since 1pm and entirely contained in two doozies of storms we have had 2.3 inches/5.8 cm of rain. I think we have one more chance tonight. Then possibility the rest of the week. About time. Everything is so dry.

Y’all saw how dumb my go live was yesterday. Same today. Still, i was diligent and checked in every 60-90 minutes to make sure there were no billing incidents. The. I played video games and watched the entire Shark Week ouvre going back as far as I could find. Even told my director this.

So THAT was what they knew in I Know What You Did Last Summer.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3d ago

she's so real for that

I have been stoked that parts are cheaper and repairs are less involved on the Prius than on the New Beetle. And now i have learned that to change the spark plugs i need to remove the metal shelf the wiper motor sits on, plus the wiper arms and the plastic cowling at the base of the windshield. 🤨

A very merry unbirthday to you as well, blocked person.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3d ago

Jak byś sam nie wspomniał,upomniał się że masz urodziny ,to raczej nikt by Ci życzeń nie złożył,po chuj to zrobiłeś,nie masz nikogo bliskiego kto by pamiętał o Tobie?

Our AG has almost two dozen lawsuits against the regime. So next time you feel the need to say “let’s cut all the red states loose”, kindly piss off. This shows that many are red because of gerrymandered districts.

Carolina Forward@carolinaforward.bsky.social · 3d ago

Full story: https://www.wfae.org/politics/2026-07-27/nc-attorney-general-joins-lawsuit-over-fema-grant-funding-conditions

Bwahahahaha. Flipped on another of these totally fake cryptid hunt shows and these dudes are seriously pulling the old Gen X quicksand bit. I hope they find an ancient Hawaiian idol next and trouble follows them home.

Uh…insert THAT Tje Princess Bride gif here because I don’t think that means what they think it means.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3d ago

section of "undisputed championship (boxing)"

Here is no way I could be the 134ty resident of this town because I would insist on calling it Nazgûl.

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 3d ago

Nogal, New Mexico Pop: 133 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nogal,_New_Mexico Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=115429967 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=31187654 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=115433220

And I got distracted and sacrificed three strips of Black Forest bacon to the kitchen spirits. Let’s try again without looking at the instructions for replacing the cabin air filter in the car.

So this Shark Week offering is using caught on cam footage talking about the 2024 Florida shark attacks. All I have to say is the beaches at both attacks were swarming with nurses and that probably made all the difference. Virtual high five to all the nurses on my timeline.

Captains log, star date: 9am. Went to the farmers market and this go live didn’t burn down. As expected, nothing for the billing team because all charges will be held for at least 48 hours for 100% review. There’s coffee in that nebula.ima get me some.

Captain Janeway: Coffee in that Nebula

Alt: Captain Janeway: Coffee in that Nebula

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So I need to stay home and somewhat online for this go live? Fine, I’m watching all of shark week starting with any of these shows with shark badass Rosie Moore. First up: Bull Shark Dinner Bell. Seems like a bad idea ringing that bell, but whatever.

Not sure why my body insisted on being up at 5:30, but it did. So I took Raijū out for a pre-dawn drive since I buffed the headlight lenses clear last night. I think I want to replace the bulbs. They’re ok, but could be better. High beams are brilliant, so I assume the lows are just worn.

“I found a video of how to run the batter life test and guys you’re supposed to use the parking brake while pressing both the gas and brake” Uh…do younger drivers not use the parking brake normally? I guess that’s more important when you learned to drive on a manual transmission.

Who is NOT taking the Prius on a shakedown spin today? Ok yeah, the guy who seems to be the only billing analyst on call for a hospital go live. Not a clinic, an entire dang hospital. I will be ruining so many weekends for my teammates when I call them.

Forrest Gallante, what exactly does America’s 250th have to do with sharks, much less “alien sharks”. Stupidest shark week concept ever.

It’s yard party night. The neighbors have some solid reggaeton pumping this evening.

Is there anything better than a baby possum? Up until a moment ago I would have said no but then…

Possum Every Hour@possumeveryhour.io · 5d ago

The snark is strong this week and I love it. Didn’t even read a twizzler to make the point.

Carolina Forward@carolinaforward.bsky.social · 5d ago

Here's what happened this week in North Carolina politics. [July 31, 2026] Yes, they really did give her a million bucks of your money. If you're in Wake County, just remember: Winn Decker for House District 37. 👍