sick as shit drinking ensure and monster rehab with vodka. Took probably a little too much mucinex. Doubled my addy dosage. Free schedule til monday. Its time

im taking my talents to south beach (RPPVP, horde)

tonight asmongold will be burnt to a crisp

groypers carrying the dems to victory nationwide. What a time to be alive

me eating chobani every morning for like 3 years straight

Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

no matter who wins tonight the amerikkkan empire persists. I hate this country so fuckin much man

i can’t go to the polling station bro demons will whisper at me to pull the fire alarm

wow forever…30 hours…

1% chance this actually came from anyone anti-zionist and Pro-Palestine btw

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 4d ago

The antisemitic vandalism targeting school buses in South Williamsburg is abhorrent. Every New Yorker — especially our children — deserves to live free of such hatred.

One Word

is this thing on?

sprawl@sprawl.bsky.social · 5d ago

remade on the Other Site, @sprawlqtxd :0)

just broke a fishes ankles. Nothin personell kid

never knew miniature greyhounds were called “whippets” lol

saw this in my ket doctors office lol why do they have roman-greco/freestyle wrestling singlets on but they’re doing WWE moves? The boomer mind is incredible

what’s goin on man

its back! Lil warmer today so I think that’s why it may be more active. I was unsure if it was mad and threatening me or what but it was doing some sick moves towards me

sprawl@sprawl.bsky.social · 5d ago

he’s still out there lmao I hope he’s alright

I am in dire need of sustenance

lmao centrists are just flatly obsessed with trolley problems and think that's how real life works

Frances Meh@francesmeh.reviews · 5d ago

or you could be this fucken guy

old ladies love being named Joyce

remade on the Other Site, @sprawlqtxd :0)

from the archives…what manner of foul beast is this?

wow apparently long term disability benefits is only on average around $18k-$20k a year? Its gotta be a full time job just to survive on that without quite a bit of outside support. The west really does just hate poor/sick people

Haley Stevens doing the interview circuit again tomorrow in a full Chet Hanks patois

Good morning

im not crying you’re crying

I'm Uni :3@unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 5d ago

Uni’s surgery was a success! We went to see him a little while ago, and even though he had just woken up from anesthesia, he was already full of energy! The vet tech told us they rarely see cats like him. That’s our Strongest! We’ll visit him again tomorrow. Thank you so much for your kind words 😭

dark souls 2 enthusiasts rewrite history the same way iSSraelis do

Nice fabled blade, Ahmed. Want to bring to the Elf White House

cackling