Saw someone straight up making love to a crt television in the tape deck. The tv had a cute animated face on it as well. Object fuckers are awesome.

Pervert post: I’m hot as fuck from the neck down. I’m getting weirdly body positive to the point I took a scandalous photo. I might one day share my joy with others but I am not so bold yet

Like I’m a freak for real but I’m also a chill and gentle soul

I need someone who’s so dedicated to being in my life I could say something horrendous and they still fuck with me. Do I think I’d say something horrendous? No, but I need that kinda security

I’m on the verge of posting some “rent lowering gunshot” posts on main. Ill advised, but I desperately wanna find people I can have some weird fucking conversations with and not feel like they’ll leave me for exploring ideas

If I was slightly less of a lonely person, I’d drop all social media, all modern video games, all streaming services, and just exist. I just don’t have anything to replace those at the moment, cause of the loneliness

Tried to message someone on discord for 30 minutes just to say hi and check in

I think im finally becoming a person with interests and ideas and feelings but i keep hitting the wall of fear ive built up over at least 10 years of isolation

I don’t like the robots we have in the real world. They’re all evil and mean. Where are the cute girl robots who get flustered when you touch their wires

I’m so fucking tired

Taking dick pics on the DSi

Had a dream that felt so real im now living like there’s something missing about me.

Shaking ass to GLACEIR from DELTARUNE

Had a fight with my mom :(

I gotta stream more so I can get popular so I can trick people into drawing me hot as hell

Deleting that one cause wtf why’d I say you know what the deal is I don’t gotta address you directly

I wish I had more of a voice range

Anyone wanna hang out and silently cry for a little bit? I’m not feeling particularly bad I just want to share an intimate moment with someone lol

One day I’d like to be able to be a pervert for but a moment and not feel immense shame and disgust at myself

Imagine being able to speak over yourself so it’s just your voice layered over your voice saying two different things that’d be awesome

I’m getting too bold on the internet

Why are people suddenly acting like being into armpits is normal. I’m all for normalizing this stuff, but why the switch up now? It’s kinda like what happened with feet a while ago, but as far as I can tell it’s kinda reverted to being “weird”. Someone smarter than me should study this

I'm super nervous about doing this btw to the point I almost didn't do this. Hopefully someone out there finds this and thinks it's reasonable/fair and wants some artwork

Sprig@sprigsprite.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Do you love the 4 color pixel graphics of the old Pokemon games? Want to see one of your characters, ideas, or even you made in that style? For $5 per sprite, I will make that art for you! Leave a reply or DM me if interested! #pokemon #pixelart #gameboy #gameboycolor

Just beat Zelda 1 for the first time. This game is fun, I hope they made more of them

Guy who sucks dick once a month so he can still use the word gay derogatorily

Trans N from Pokémon is something I never thought of but good for her

I made this account thinking I’d post shit like “just jerked off” instead I’m still complaining about Pokemon

What was up with the Galarian legendary birds? Where did they come from? An ultra wormhole? Are they alternate universe versions or did Galar just steal the names of the Kanto legendary birds? They don’t even seem to be native to Galar. Fucking SwSh was a nightmare lore wise

What if I changed my name to something sick, like Metal or Pip or something

This is self deprecation I actually think it’s awesome but I worry I don’t “deserve” attention at all for whatever reason. It’s stupid illogical thinking

Sprigtwo: The Clone of Sprig@sprignsfw.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Having someone who’s game I played and loved like my stupid rants on nothing is a terrifying experience. Why can you perceive me?