Spruce
@sprucemountain.bsky.social
The party never stops on Selena Kyle's answering machine 📍Minneapolis
Phrase I didn’t expect to hear from my CEO during our morning huddle: “people tell me I should own that hole” It was a reference to golf, you sickos
Went to a naughty white elephant gift exchange last night - even decorated the bag myself 👨🏼🎨. My gift was a vintage Playgirl from 1979
Didn’t bring any cute bears home from the holiday party last night, so you get to see my boxers instead