When you sign up for the wilderness but you get the Wilderness with a capital W

Teddy wears the necklace I gave him like every single day, how cute

Me and Joshua vibes this week

Look at this cutesy published author

Will the real hot tub heiress step forward

Her cute nose makes up for her ornery personality

And this place wasn’t a lesbian bar??

Waking up to no cat is so dismal

It’s true, I made a googly eyed paper character as a child and designed a living space for him in the secret cabinet. He was there for years waiting to be discovered by younger siblings

Sarebear@sarebear44.bsky.social · 5d ago

This looks like the little character guy that you made to live in the secret cabinet in our dresser

Need

You ain’t gonna see a Witham freezer without a tombstone frozen cheese pizza

Which chair are you sitting in

These were “free for little kids” but I am a little kid at heart so

Which would you go to (only one): a) Denver Art Museum b) Denver Aquarium c) Denver Museum of Science & Nature d) Denver Botanic Gardens

I wish I had a stick with a bindle to carry my specimens at the rock show

Joshua doesn’t have a coffee maker of any kind

I’m going ham at the fossils minerals and gems expo

Girls will literally bring their returns to the Denver REI rather than going to Brentwood

Can you even imagine

I fear Joshua’s going to get performative male allegations with this shelf

Not the humblest of signs

Toasted ravioli and pina colada, the lunch of champions

My hair becomes bad immediately upon setting foot in Denver

I like it when they’re all hanging out

My Lyft driver is blasting charli xcx at 6:30am… talk about a 365 party girl

I wish I could feed kida icecream she would love it so much

When @gaiamyguy.bsky.social was house sitting for me he said he was late to two functions bc he couldn’t tear himself away from kida, that’s so real

I love it when a random gal begs to take photos of me and @bikebat.bsky.social together bc “we look so amazing”

Why am I being asked TODAY to help with an RFP that is due MONDAY