AIPAC should have given me $30 million instead of spending it in Michigan. I don’t know what I would have done with it, but I wouldn’t have used it to lose an election.
Microwaveable plastic
@squigglymips.bsky.social
Gently compassionate and moderately useless
Shedding a tear for how AI has killed the weird stock image industry
Microwaveable plastic@squigglymips.bsky.social · 6h ago
If you’re embarrassed about starting a book in public, place a bookmark halfway through so you can pretend you’re just reviewing the beginning. If anyone approaches you and asks you about the book, you must embark on a comedy of errors to maintain the illusion that you’re halfway through.
There are too many books. Stop writing new books please.
I keep getting these limited time seasonal pizzas from the nearby pizza place and I keep leaving filled with regret (and pizza)
I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO STORE MY DATA. DELETE MY DATA.
BE SMART: Everyone's going to die eventually. It might as well be diarrhea lettuce.
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Waterboarding myself by pulling off a sweaty shirt and getting it stuck on my head
Bro has the personality of a warm Pepsi 😂 (It’s me, I’m bro)
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
My doctor: you could eat more salads My tv: do not eat the salads that make you poop to death My Secretary of health: it’s ok to eat poison liver as long as you don’t get vaccinated
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
I was watching the McCarthy hearings and it’s hard to believe that this is a historical moment. This is just normal nowadays. If a senator isn’t shameless like this, they get primaried by someone who is. m.youtube.com/watch?v=svUy...
"Have You No Decency?" | McCarthy | American Experience | PBS
YouTube video by American Experience | PBS
m.youtube.com
New reason to live just dropped But you have to find it on your own
Rewatching Better Call Saul. I sure hope Nacho and Howard survive this time.