yes google search AI, that is absolutely the kind of coke i was referring to
jesslyn
@squishybelle.bsky.social
anxious lost princess. australian. she/her. hella gay. wildlife rescuer. always making stuff. trying not to let the existential dread set in
yesterday's rescue, on international owl awareness day no less, was this beautiful little tasmanian boobook owl! she found herself stuck in a multi level carpark in the city for a few days and is spending a few nights in care to bolster her for release
'soundwave! why are you naked?' *muffled early internet wizard puppet song playing*
i kept thinking about this and yeah. what's heroic about a truck? nothing. but a FIRE truck? everything! inferno should have been chosen for leader so i made a render of backdraft as optimus prime
Old twit post from last year What if.... Optimus Prime, But they ended up picking a different Diaclone figure to base him off !
i kept thinking about this and yeah. what's heroic about a truck? nothing. but a FIRE truck? everything! inferno should have been chosen for leader so i made a render of backdraft as optimus prime
Old twit post from last year What if.... Optimus Prime, But they ended up picking a different Diaclone figure to base him off !
having a brain in such a proudly anti-intellectual society is actually painful
love providing for my furry family and making weird little trips like going to aldi for one banana
spotted a leaking pipe at the olde petrol refinery and informed them it was only water. no earth shattering kaboom ☹️
i absolutely loathe this new thing im noticing where transformation videos have fake clicky snap sounds added in
whenever i discover someone on youtube that i immediately like for no apparent reason, there are inevitably shots with a cat chilling in the background
im going to need a psych to explain to me why i must have the trio of starscream, skywarp and thundercracker every time, but just one of prowl, smokescreen or bluestreak will do
today's rescue was a mama roo and joey hit by vehicle the joey had severe head trauma and wouldve died instantly mama had broken legs. we bundled her into the car to take her for euthanasia. she managed to shrug her blanket off on the way there
today on The Enshittening of Everything - one of my fav winter jaffle fillings has cheaped out on the meatball ingredients and instead of tasting a bit sus in a warm childhood memory familiar way they now taste a bit sus in the im not sure i want to eat this way
including a wee little guy with something is basically like targeting my bank account directly
why couldnt they retool and embiggen BOTH purple and lavender studio series 86 decepticons?
mental state - crying a little bit at the NX-01 on the display wall in strange new worlds
bird flu was inevitably reported in my state for the first time today. black swans are particularly susceptible and we have the lorikeet now, so.. it's probably not safe to visit them any more or to rescue avians in general we already stopped helping parrots because of the beak & feather risk :(
today's rescue didn't happen because the person sent it through as an online case with a vague location and wasnt answering their phone to provide more info after an hour we were given the case and searched what we think was the right area but didn't find anything
yesterday's rescue was messed up. an ibis had been hit and dragged by a car. somehow it was still alive despite all the blood loss and its underside being just shredded flesh with small pieces falling off rescues like this make me want to end their suffering right then and there
how is just existing in this digital dystopia not radicalizing the absolute shit out of people against tech
i also love how my camera doorbell informs me about people walking past a dozen times a day but not when the postman has left a parcel, which is why i purchased it
i love buying a thing and subsequently getting emails from the store forever
the mystery machine transformer's non-partsforming head swap function makes it so much more cursed than it already was it's a quintesson now im picturing rapid head swaps as the different members of the scooby gang assume control