Stephen Culp
@srculp.bsky.social
"A little bad taste is like a dash of paprika" - Dorothy Parker Opinions expressed on this account are my own. They reflect nothing else.
Flood your socials with pics of your freshly cleaned sofas on Sunday! DO IT!!!!
We'll take two reflecting pools, please. Dirty, with a twist, thanks.
So a gigantic rogue American flag tore loose and collided with power lines, leaving a bunch of folks in the dark. This is what is known in literature as symbolism. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/n...
Huge American Flag Flies Into Power Lines, Knocking Out Power for Thousands
nytimes.com
One day, the aide whose job it is to intermittently hold a mirror under DyinDonald's nose, will sidle over to a secret service officer and ask them to a tell certain morgue that "operation ding-dong the pedo's dead" in afoot.