Sredni Eel

@srednieel.bsky.social

I wrote a book! It's here --> https://sites.google.com/view/metuttle-author/home Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.

WARNING: politics ahead. Re: the fear too many people in gov’t & whatnot are involved and having a detrimental effect, yadda yadda. It all needs a hard reset anyway.

For those who've never been to SF, the Coit tower sits atop Telegraph Hill. There are also people living on Telegraph Hill. There's a staircase all the way up the hill with 386 steps. There are mailboxes along the way. Somewhere in SF there's a mail carrier with serious leg muscles.

Image of part of the stairway to the Coit Tower. It's basically torture to climb.dude with abnormally huge thigh muscles.

I’m made of ouch right now. But it was a successful and awesome day hanging with @paintyourdragon.bsky.social Walked around 🌉 Saw a cool protest & got a nifty 🏳️‍🌈 flag. Then got a falafel wrap the size of my head. Went to Kryolan and got Ziggy Stardust makeup. Then capped the day with this 🦎

Western fence lizard seen from above and he’s side eyeing the camera while doing calculus in his head. Lizard is small and brown with a darker brown splotch pattern. He’s disguised by the fallen leaves on the ground.

Had a dream last night that someone wanted me to give a kidney to someone I didn't know. I told them, "How can I do that when I can't even give blood?" Then they forced my kidney from me. I feel weird today.

Why's it called "Tuna Fish" when other fish don't have fish in the name? If I have a sandwich with salmon (say bagel with lox), shouldn't it be called a salmon fish sandwich?