I think the natural progression for most people in kink spaces (me included) is - "I RP!!!" - New and touch starved and looking for anyone to play with - Oh boy, having fun, need to know / talk to more people - That last interaction wasn't bad but I guess I don't have those particular buttons.. 1/2

It's amazing how equally I get horny between someone begging to be dust and to be stepped on by me, and someone telling me that I'm dust and they're going to step on me. Or crushed or smothered or swallowed or drowned or whatever other size things you can think of.

Big Foot(tm) (not to be confused with bigfoot) doesn't want you to know that clean feet actually smell amazing Washed and otherwise only hotboxed in a shoe with a clean laundry-scented sock, absorbing the fresh scent of the fabric

Suddenly really fixated on. Nanos on my dick head. Just down there trying so hard to lick it. Kissing and tonguing it but I'll never feel all the hard work they're putting in right now. Wishing they could suck it but like. They know that's impossible right

Oh not really. Tbh it's easy to forget they're even there 🥴 I just sprinkle them on me while I masturbate. Losing them in my hairs, on my nipples, between my toes, on my sack, in my palm while I stroke... If anything it's pleasureable Then they shrink until I can't see them~ ngl.link/srgts2

Today in Sam's "fuck ass math problems nobody asked for" ...What (exact) value does "a" gotta be in this so that the peaks of the red curves just barely touch the peaks of the green curves at an exact point I have no reason to solve this, I just need to know.... www.desmos.com/calculator/c...

Desmos | Graphing Calculator

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I have a weird relationship with math where I'm addicted to it but also it mentally wears me out. I'll be so caught up in a problem, hyperfocused, hyperfixated, trying to remember 20 pieces that I'm deconstructing and reconstructing, not paying attention to how fried my brain is until it's too late

All my motivation to get stuff accomplished happens while I'm at an office with no access to any of the stuff I want to mess with And then when I get home I just kinda want to turn my brain off after being at work One can only imagine what I'd get done if I didn't need an income to survive

Man, I wish macro was real *Cosmic monkey finger closes in as it curls*

Oh gosh 💦 I didn't even think that they needed any intake but I guess something has to keep their tails swishing Mmmh, each sperm being a multiversal threat... I'm about to spill millions of them just thinking about it~~ ngl.link/srgts2

1 completely dull mundane fact = 1 like from me

When a micro decides to talk to me: I have been selected 😀 When a macro decides to talk to me: I have been selected 😀 (Not that I always have time to respond but I like when people are thinking of me)

I thiiiink the size hierarchy is - giant macros - giant micros - tiny macros - tiny micros It feels important that giant micros be bigger than tiny macros...

Cosmic Sam 🌌 🔞@srgts.bsky.social · 2d ago

As opposed to the tiny macro thoughts (not to be confused with giant micro thoughts)

very valuable idea I've internalized that helps me exist peacefully in online spaces, which might help some who are a similar kind of autistic as me: when someone posts something upsetting or flat out wrong or harmful to you, it usually isn't malice, they just thought it through differently

I'd do that whole "likes = mundane facts about me" thing but I feel like I'd run out things to say after 2 likes lol Not that there's a lack of mundane facts or that my life is only filled with amazing facts I just never know what to say about myself

Putting you on your ex's labia so you can feel the way my planetary cock shifts the landmass when I slowly push it inside of them

Full fledged war somewhere in a crevice of my skin over some landmass with resources. A landmass that's literally measured in nanometers. Collectively the artillery and war cries have about the same audibility as a single mote of dust when it shifts a bit. They're about to be crushed in cum.

While I'm all about encouraging subs, making them admit to secret desires they don't want to admit to, ie "you want to be shrunk don't you~", when I'm in an endless mood I do also enjoy thinking about the crowds/civilizations that are *not* into it and are forced anyway with no chance of escape

When people make posts about nanos 🤤

The mood this morning is once again having a girlfriend that I can abuse shrunken worlds together with during sexual play Someone with my same obsession. Being able to scrutinize each other's skin up close and squint to see continent specks before licking, sucking, grinding, plunging, and cumming

Dunno who needs to see this but not every "help I'm reposting to get your attention my family is in danger" account is real In fact the vast majority are fake, and it's fairly obvious when they repost 0.001 seconds after I post Scammers know how to leverage your sympathy and concern for the world.

The difference between seeing a towering powerful god looming above with control and authority over the world, and seeing a naked towering nerd with a horny THROBBING cock for all to see and who's clearly just looking for masturbation material

You ever just stretch and imagine expanding during an orgasm Just letting all of your muscles stretch out at once, hitting you with that wave of euphoria, coupled at the exact moment of sexual release, all while adding to the fantasy by getting bigger than you already were Best feeling ever tbh

Why have I been spending dozens and dozens of hours locked in trying to see if I can solve for the integral of the factorial function? What will it even achieve or accomplish for me? Why do I spend hours melting my brain instead of eating or using the bathroom? Look I don't pay you to ask questions

Cosmic Sam 🌌 🔞@srgts.bsky.social · last wk.

Derived a formula for the gamma function (factorial) by myself so that's pretty cool I just think it's neat that we can take a concept that only works in some contexts (what is the product of the numbers less than 9?) and expand it to work in other contexts (what is that value for -3.5?)

Giving yourself the attribute of having the size everyone imagines you to have, hoping that you'll get a big snowball effect. More people will see your towering form, and more will fear and exaggerate your size Unfortunately you didnt anticipate the people who regularly imagine owning shrunken gods

It would wisp my thoughts away and make my neck feel tingly I don't know what's hotter- that I can barely comprehend you, Or that the fact I even *can* comprehend you means you are smaller than some others I know >.> You are the closest thing I have to a size reference,, ngl.link/srgts2

Having my skin-dwelling gods send me videos of themselves dominating universes that are the speck sized to them It's the only way for me to know those universes even exist and it gets me rock solid when I try to fathom how big *I* must be to them~

Shrinking people so small that leaving my body is a physical impossibility 🥴 Even with technology and societies of people with different skillsets. The ability to make rockets and zoom away from the ground. The cosmic speed limit of light is just too painfully slow at that scale. Takes GENERATIONS

Desperate nanos looking for sweat to stay hydrated in the intense heat of my body vs Entire universes born in my sweat from the very heat that causes their nano gods to suffer and gulp down their entire existence

Let's see what cool words I have We got uh... metaverse, transphobia,,, oh no,, ....MILF?? Best thing I can find is like "badassery" ig Also seems we were really figuring out the internet at this time.

💜 TUNDRAZILLA 💜 + 💚 KAIJULYRIC 💚@lyrics-songbook.bsky.social · 5d ago

i can fw chonky but SAPIOSEXUAL IS CRAZY