my biggest fear in life is that people can see how often i actually screenshot my conversations with them
schleudertrauma kuschelweich
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✨digital colourist 🐶she/her 📍berlin
can’t wait to get laid to the new robyn album
the best thing my ex ever did was to introduce me to arrested development. thank you B you truly changed my life with this one
es fällt auf dass die vehementesten Verteidiger der Unschuldsvermutung von letzter Woche jetzt einfach zu 100% WISSEN dass Fernandes der konspirative Kopf einer medial orchestrierten, staatlich organisierten Manipulationskampagne ist
da jetzt der medienzug losrollt in bezug auf ulmen möchte ich frühzeitig darauf hinweisen dass es auch männern erlaubt ist sich kritisch und wütend zu äußern es wäre mal ne chance nicht die fresse zu halten just saying
shall i ever get married and my newly wed husband won’t wholeheartedly perform whitney houston‘s „i have nothing“ with me at the reception, i’ll file for annulment the next day
last year i unmatched someone on hinge because they suggested to have a „chill aperol in the sun“ on march 8th
i … miss the gym?? i am forced to rest and i hate it ?? who am i
a commercial i worked on just ran in the darts premiere league ad break … my life is complete
when morrissey sings „if you’re so funny, then why are you alone tonight?“ i am personally offended every time
und jetzt nochmal alle: AUF MÄNNER WER DEN JACKPOT HOLT DER
plätzchen fressen, darts glotzen und häkeln. mehr brauchts nicht im leben
since about two weeks i’m weirdly aware about the outside bone of my middle foot? like it’s scratching my skin from the inside? is that normal
i just had darts related dirty talk with my instagram crush and no one to talk about it !!
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (me screaming into the void)
„the internet is forever“ yeah? where is my knuddels homepage then??
went to the flinta skate slot at the skatehalle yesterday. the moment the clocks struck 6 and the boys were allowed back in, the entire atmosphere changed. it was insane. it turned from cute to hostile within seconds.
ranking GDT‘s frankenstein characters by sexappeal: monster elizabeth . . . . . . harlander . . william . . . . . . . . . . . frankenstein
throwback to this iconic 2021 halloween look and the realization that the blood, did in fact, stain
texted my ex-situationship that i missed him at his place of work and he sent me unprompted details of the minor butthole surgery he had today
i love sitting at home alone cheering for a man and his 9 dart finish
okay who’s gonna learn line dancing with me
Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin. – Buy a Tesla, support facism!
in retrospect, i think i should have checked out when ville valo asked me to join him in death