Privacy advocates unite! ... separately, without exchanging names, coordinates, or identifying vehicle descriptions.

Can we just stop and listen to ourselves for a moment? "Every child deserves a fair court hearing"?! What the fuck is wrong with us?! Jesus Christ I'm still rooting for the global apocalypse that puts paid to us because... how? How are we even? Srsly.

Senator Jeff Merkley@merkley.senate.gov · 5d ago

This is another Trumpian attack on children. Every child deserves a fair court hearing.

> “Your privacy is our top priority.” No, it fucking isn’t. Your top priority is keeping payroll low enough that the CEO can buy another boat with a helipad.

I just had a lawyer that I fired yesterday's assistant try to be all condescending with me. That worked out poorly.

I just fired my attorney in the middle of an ongoing legal matter. I always hate to do that. Especially since I just demanded for all the monies I've paid to be refunded to me.

Why should limited jurisdiction stop him? It doesn't stop the Fed. Or fucktards like Paxton. NYPD reports to him, just have netanyahu arrested and then let it work itself through the court.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2w ago

NEW: Mayor Mamdani announces that he has looked at all options and has determined he does NOT have the legal authority to arrest Netanyahu under the ICC warrant if he comes to New York, but the feds do, and he encourages them to do so. He adds that Netanyahu is NOT WELCOME in New York City.

I certainly would have because I'm completely hosed now. No affordable care options, no health insurance, zero income. And medical debt that I don't even want to talk about

NPR@npr.org · 2w ago

About 24% of U.S. employees stay in unwanted jobs just for health insurance, a report out Wednesday finds. Up significantly since 2021, the uptick in "job lock" is a concerning sign for the U.S. economy. n.pr/4gQIY5E

Any time I start to believe that humanity may have some redeeming value, I only have to spend like two minutes on social media and I'm set right.

I don't care if you're wearing a fucking polo shirt or not, if you assault me, I'm gonna put you in a hole.

The Intercept@theintercept.com · 2w ago

Get the full story: interc.pt/4yxcl33

So you're saying this administration is trapped here with me then? Sucks to be them.

awkword@awkword.bsky.social · 2w ago

Soon, leftists many not be able to travel outside the United States, or return after leaving

Just about the time you think modern processing power is limitless, you come up with a project that makes you feel like you're back in the 1970s. "Here's the 10 states I'm interested in rotating through. Analyze the hourly weather for the last 25 years from every monitoring station in those states

We're hiding in exile. Yang likes exile

@bubblehead.lol

Luca Migo@victinibcn.bsky.social · 3w ago

Maine is in absolute outrage! Protesters took over Senator Susan Collins’ office chanting "VOTE HER OUT" after an ICE thug brutally executed a 26-year-old Colombian man. We demand immediate accountability for this state-sponsored murder! Enough is enough!

This is based on the other image floating around. Mitch's popularity knows no bounds, and besides, there was no alt text in the other version.

No body cameras, so they're just lying and covering it up

Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 3w ago

Project Relief, an immigrant rights advocacy group, shared the following: “We are heartbroken to share that one of our community members was killed this morning during an encounter with ICE in Biddeford…This was a young person whose life was cut short…” www.wmtw.com/article/sign...

Lol

God@thegodshow.com · 3w ago

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

"Everyone" has this embarrassing "don't speak ill of the dead" thing. Me? If I couldn't say anything nice while they were still above ground, surely I'm not going to start now! And I absolutely couldn't say anything nice about that reading asshole

✙ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 3w ago

@democrats.senate.gov Please read the fucking room. Graham was an anti democracy piece of shit and it’s a terrible look to be lauding him.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Fuck him. I'm glad he's gone. Check that one off the list and what happened to... What's his face?

Nor should any of us.

✙ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 4w ago

I’m not tolerating any of that garbage, Stabatha. 🥰

The number of rape-apologists out here is staggering. If your position is... "rape is fine, as long as my guy does it, don't be such a puritan!" Then please block me now. You are why the bear isn't lonely.

It's also why sociopaths make horrible "leaders"

Rhuta Bhayga@rhutabhayga.bsky.social · last mo.

This is also literally why businessmen make terrible public service leaders. He's now openly bragging about his #corruption.

What the fuck are you "celebrating"? You should be mourning the death of the United States. It died last year. Shove those fireworks up your ass instead.

If you're setting off fireworks this weekend, I hope... I always get thrown in sky jail for the rest of that sentence, generally involving imagined malfunction.

🥳

Julie J@j1j2.bsky.social · last mo.

TY @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @mariebellamy.bsky.social @mark3m.bsky.social @kdockham.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @stabatha.com @pandjsmom.bsky.social @bluelibtard.bsky.social @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social @dougieg633.bsky.social @capeacadia.bsky.social

"The Donald J. Trump National Pedophile Database" See, it's okay if he puts his name on some things!

BENTLEY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Stilwell and 10th Street. He's 17 pounds and chipped: 981020057666181. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT BENTLEY!

I'm like the anti-AI. It took me like more than an hour to compose a simple email. I don't consume nearly enough water. I give the right answers but with needless doubt of their correctness. And after just a couple rounds, I need a nap.

Welcome?! Does he realize passports go to citizens?! Welcome to my own home?! Fuck you jonald

he simply clicked his heels together three times while saying "there's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social · last mo.

OK, but does anyone know how he got home? www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...