Reminder to the car racing crowd that Colin Braun’s brother wrote this movie

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 3h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

It is good for whoever lost the primary to endorse the winner even if it’s major hypocrisy for them to do so. because winning the general election is actually the point

It would be so cool if I could sleep a normal amount tonight

I do not require likes in exchange for my opinions. If I think something, you will know

Too much day in this day

Sometimes I see someone post something stupid and annoying and go to their page and see that we aren’t mutuals so I get to just unfollow them and improve my life guilt-free. Great feeling

Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4w ago

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

I do love when people respond to criticism of an athlete by telling the criticizer that they couldn’t do the athlete’s job. The athlete couldn’t do my job either so what’s the problem

You can tell which part of California you are in by what people are doing by the coast. If it’s hiking or camping, that’s Northern California. If it’s having cocktails, that’s Southern California. Surfing happens both places.

I could really really use a break but instead I continue to get whatever the opposite of a break is

One thing about me is I will always enter a sweepstakes for a vacation

I cannot function at these levels of warmth

I wondered why everyone was talking about Rod Liddle so I googled. Nice, hell yeah

I know it would be unpopular with a specific crowd but Christopher Judge is only 61, he should be playing live action Kratos

The actual meanest thing you could say to me is compare my style to Hailey Bieber

I have just discovered drinking peppermint liquor over ice on a hot evening and it was life changing

I am really really really not built for summer

She’s on to something. I do like a select number of games but if I’m at a party and someone says “we’re playing a game!” suddenly I have to leave urgently

Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3d ago

This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.

I love IMSA because I don’t really think about it much at all

Actually I need a couple of them for cursing the 77

abby (sports)@stabbyabby.bsky.social · 4d ago

If we all pooled our money, I think we could hire every Etsy witch to curse them

Yeah I can tell

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ben McDonald admits he has NEVER used shampoo in his life during today's Orioles game on MASN 🥴 "For me it's just a bar of soap"

We have to run out of LMP2s eventually

Road America 🙂

It’s wild that I can drink a 24 oz can of Modelo and not even feel buzzed. That stuff is basically water

woke 2 needs to do something about the dodgers

I generally think you shouldn’t take sports personally but I hope something a little bad happens to every Dodgers fan

It’s actually insane that anyone argues against a salary cap

If we all pooled our money, I think we could hire every Etsy witch to curse them

The thing about the Dodgers is that they should fall into the sea

It should be illegal for there to be this little car racing on a weekend