Breaking in these new sweats. Want to get behind me while I do? I’m full of protein if you need some 🥚💨 #farting #eproctophilia #gassy #fartcompilation #proteinfarts
Stag.C
@stagcolossus.bsky.social
🐽 I’m nasty and heavily into the digestive system. Here to gas you up and maybe give a shit (or few). If you recognize me, no you don’t. #farts #manscent #raunch 💪🏽🔞| 27 -> linktr.ee/StagColossus 🚽 Venmo @StagColossus
Paying the price of yesterday’s actions with today’s stomach ache 😵💫
Wanting to explore my bathroom control kink more 🤔 I make your bathroom schedule. If we both have to use it, you have to wait and watch until I finish. If we are sleeping in, you aren’t allowed to go no matter how bad you squirm in my arms. Your bathroom breaks are supervised and documented.
After taking my morning dump, I think it’s safe to say my butt is ready to get the day started 🤔 Good morning! 🥰 #fart #eproctophilia #gassy #swampass
Goodnight, Baby. I have on my fresh briefs for bed. You can wear my old ones while we cuddle if you want. Dirty socks too if that makes you comfortable ☺️ #briefs #tightywhities #dirtyunderwear #usedunderwear #dirtysocks #usedsocks #raunch #mansmells #manstink
Sometimes showering in the morning can’t protect your white briefs from what happens to them in a summer evening. Drenched after being outside all day, like taking off swim trunks. Who wants to come huff these on the throne? #raunch #dirtyunderwear #swampbutt #onthetoilet #usedunderwear #manstink
Meat sweats aren’t a myth when the taint of my underwear smells exactly like the burgers I’ve been eating.
I’m asking you for your services, Baby. I’m even begging. Please service my hole, it’s right here waiting for you to do whatever you want to it. I’m trusting you know how take care me 😖🥴 #farting #hairyhole #showerfarts #eproctophilia #jockstrapfart #raunch #manstink #malefart #fartcompilation
Your buddy is in your bed telling you about the triple cheeseburger meal he added extra onions to last night, pausing midsentence as you see his face scrunch. “You won’t believe how hot my balls are after that! It’s gonna reek!” #farting #gassy #eproctophilia #fart
I can see your hole pulsating through your underwear. I can see that bead of sweat running down your forehead. I can see your face turning rosy red. I can see you leaned over and rubbing your stomach. Yet, I don’t see you sitting on my lap? Get to grunting, Champ 😌❤️
Oh Baby, I don’t know what’s about to happen 🥴😵💫 #stomachgrowl #stomachrumbling #stomachsounds #briefs
My buddy had been wanting me to take a dump at his place for months so I could try out his bidet for the first time. When I finally did the other morning, the smile on his face was as if he was proud 🥹 I get it now, I need a bidet. I’ve already hated wiping and this was a game changer 😮💨
I’m not sure what has a heavier smell. Farting in the shower. Farting in over 90(32.22) degree weather with no wind. Humid.
Proving that roses really do stink 🙂↕️ #farting #farts #fartcompilation #gassy #eproctophilia #saggingfart
The DM’s are now fully opened 🙂↕️
Should I fully open my DM’s for a bit? 🤔
Replacing this with the new fart compilation! Feel free to still send anonymous messages 😁
It’s been a while since I’ve had this active. Shall we? 😏 ngl.link/stagcolossus...
My hole is another source of heat producing choking levels of humidity. News reports say you should stay inside and under my ass for safety! #farting #fartcompilation #jeanfarts #brieffarts #tightywhities #raunch #swampass #saggingfarts #eproctophilia
Scratching my ass so you have a treat to sniff later: my fingers 🙂↕️
Me at my buddies house, “Be careful, the laundry room might smell like farts”. He laughs, “you should probably go to the bathroom, man. It’s bad”. He was correct.
Say hello to the duck trapped in my pants 🙂↕️ #farting #eproctophilia #gassy
When you can smell the exact spot your hole rests on when you sniff your underwear.
I’m your morning alarm clock going off, letting you know it’s not time to get up since I’m about to sit on you 🥰 #gassy #farting #eproctophilia
If you have a size fetish, I will happily shrink you down and let you hitch a ride in the back of my jeans this summer 🤔
Yea, I’m hurting and I hope the seams of these pants feel the pain 😵💫 #gassy #stomachache #farting #eproctophilia
Beers and milkshakes are telling me this morning that I shouldn’t combine them again 😵💫 Oops 🥴 Tummy rubs are dire 🫠