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Stanandthat@stanandthat.bsky.social · 8h ago

Can I just pop a pin in all your balloons youtu.be/srDzECKfzME?...

An amazing song I can more or less guarantee you haven't heard for years music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou96...

Hazel O'Connor - Will You?

YouTube video by Peter Dabinett

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Daughter is 20 today, she's in Porto Apple, tree etc Also calm the fuck down you seedy old bastards

Now, if he'd said it the year Florence and the Machine were headlining...

Netpol@netpol.org · 3d ago

Glastonbury will return in 2027. Rod Liddle, won't

Rot, Liddle

I bet they had a frosty relationship

Oooo remembers Fraudulents family holiday

When Dominos Texts You & Someone Asks If You Want Wine

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Penk@penk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Currently having a situation with the owners of the Villa. As well as the rest of the family.

All hail the just got in and having toast reds

The two I volunteered with, Tessa, Kato And the galoot I adopted, Zeus T and K were a bonded pair, loved them like I paid maintenance on them but was adult enough to know you can't go from 0 huskies to 2 They got adopted after a year of me walking them Wounded me, so I got Zeus at 3, now 11

Once again

The lesson is when you don't push back on powerful people doing ridiculous cunty things (peace awards, "hydration" breaks) they'll do ever more ridiculous cunty things because they weren't stopped the last time(s). See also - Farage, Netanyahu, Trump

Discovered tonight that some people have not seen Wolf Creek, Sicario, or The Bridge

Prude Losers Woman Reacts with Disbelief

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Gianni Emphaticno, more like

Guardiola seen reading Viz and complaining "which United do you mean when you say United? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE YA KNAA"

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 7d ago

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Eddie Howe set to part ways with Newcastle with immediate effect. Big developments expected at #NUFC with decision to change + talks already starting for his replacement. ⚪️⚫️

Somebody needs to work out the angle on this

Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · last wk.

🚨 Chelsea working a deal to sign Jordan Henderson from Brentford. An exit is possible on a free transfer. Henderson is keen on the move. It follows a rejected bid for Granit Xhaka. #CFC seeking experience and leadership. Henderson's character viewed as a big factor as well.

Big up the week off day drinking pool playing reds

Lad with his expensive camera came out.

Went to a bar that I knew that has Aircon cos I had the dog with me Aircon wasn't working, but saw some people I knew from ice hockey 30 years ago. Walked home and some young uns who loved the boy. Talked about music along the way. I'll take that.

I see we're doing this again

A lot of performative overthinking went on with this when the clear and obvious answer is just I Feel Love

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

The only answer

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Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 2w ago

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Bloke a couple of doors up is putting a new lawn down There's a hosepipe ban here

Whose shoes is he wearing? Robert Pershing Wadlow's?

All gone a bit quiet on the ol'Widdicombe thing hasn't it? Maybe not as cut and dried as your nan thought it was

Just thinking about needing a goal at the death while having six defenders on the pitch, and this lad not being one you even put on the plane. Ah well

Argentina end not singing "you're going home, you're going home" Games gone

Absolutely Amorim'd it