Old head dad with an alice cooper bandana and a Chevy fest '25 t-shirt silently watching his son coach his twink boyfriend through some slab
Insomnia cookie discontinuing the double chocolate mint flavor is worse than 9/11 actually
Just had an old and withered me from the future step out of a portal and frantically tell me that I need to bottom tonight and that the world depends on it, ain't that crazy? So like um hii how's your night going gorgeous?
I'm not gaslighting you babe there was no original post
to the doll who just guzzled skittles walking down myrtle you're a queen
Going out tn in my most "work" outfit but will try to werk it anyways
Every track off the the deluxe version of Black Parade is better than teenagers and would have fit the story better
Got on the wrong train 3 times in a row I should not be allowed to take the subway alone
climbing in a skirt if I flash anyone then it's on them for perceiving me in the first place
Wow babe, it's crazy how good your throat feels in my hand!
When I was in 4th grade they made us do a reenactment of early Elis Island immigration. I was designated lower class and put in the back of the boat
If a brown bear approached me I would not die, I would simply be better than that
we'll always have the dance floor and the gay union climbing gym and the mandate of heaven
A firm handshake after an interview is like spooning after sex
Slow work day, got to draw lots (Sarah Bonito my beloved)
Saw 4 teens with Lee Zeppelin shirts at the gym today and not a single one was present during the Hindenburg disaster... Fucking posers
My bones are entirely comprised of the milk I drank as a teenager. There's a finite supply there and one day I'll just run out of bone
Does somebody want to come over and feed me dinner, maybe a grilled cheese?