Sometimes I stupidly think that I can't imagine being a full lesbian because I'm like what man would i center my life around as if Richard Nixon hasn't been my rock since middle school thank you dick
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Turn vivid memories into fantasies It's A Great Time To Be A Gamer! She/they 31
mgmt if dr seuss was in the band: control yourself. take only what you thneed from me
if you'd like to support me while I look for another job, considering buying one of my Bootleg Bart restorations or any of my other stupid nonsense. www.redbubble.com/people/Gener...
Nominative Determinism Leaves Some Glowing Skeleton Town Residents Discontent While most residents of Glowing Skeleton Town are content with living out roles like Biker, Grocery Clerk, and Ponytail Girl A, some Glowing Skeleton Insurance Agents dream of bigger things.
If anyone wants to help me out while I'm looking for a new job please lmk
Beekeeper Besieged By Bespoke Beet Local citizen Glowing Skeleton Beekeeper lost his hat and his cool today when a harvest of his crops yielded a freaky-faced fruit. His bees and beetles remain at large.
Civil Servant Nearly Inconvenienced While Watering Historic Carnivorous Plants Gardener and resident of Glowing Skeleton Town Glowing Skeleton Gardener was nearly pelted with trash after nuisance Glowing Skeleton Spider-Man threw dynamite into a Fabuland garbage can.
Pasteurized Attack on Glowing Skeleton Town Leaves Crackpot Raw Milk Drinkers Vindicated Panic outside Glowing Skeleton Town Milk Refinery today as one of the pasteurization tanks went berserk and escaped the facility, attacking milkmen with a projectile launching play feature.
"ff7 remake is a little political" i say, staring directly at a hand-modeled shinra spoof on an obscure israeli occupation forces armored vehicle that i know about because i spend too much time on wikipedia
having a space-inefficient factory town suburb made of american ranch-style homes elevated over condensed slums with drinking water problems seems to me like it might be having some political messaging but who can really say
this official artwork from square enix is one of the greatest things i've seen in my life www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/pa...
secret lair is such an awesome system i love being given the privilege of standing in line for 2 hours only to be told i cannot buy anything
Sometimes I worry that if I use stock assets when making art people will somehow recognize and judge it. But they did it on a Mario many times, so I need to let go of that misconception
In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.
Itoi might genuinely be a contender for top 10 most interesting guys of all time
AMC Gremlin Doing Sick Tricks In Glowing Skeleton Town This is a big day for Glowing Skeleton Town, where usually the AMC Gremlin just drives down the road normally following all local traffic laws.
I love making vehicles...Plymouth Reliant as well as my attempt at recreating a TV ad for said car. More renders on Patreon. (www.patreon.com/stapletapewo...)
My LEGO Racers mech series is complete- here are all the non-boss CPU Racers! More renders on Patreon. (www.patreon.com/posts/160732...)
The final boss mech in my LEGO Racers series is complete! More renders on Patreon, as always. (www.patreon.com/posts/160672...)
Whenever I hear him say anything nowadays
You're just proving the point of the poster.
I had a lot of fun with Johnny Thunder! Making the mustache and scarf were quite fun and I think they turned out rather nice, and I think the pointed 'feet' also look great. More renders on Patreon as always. (www.patreon.com/posts/160288...)
I think I did a really good job translating Kahuka's headpiece into the main body. More renders on Patreon, as always. (www.patreon.com/posts/160094...)
Captain Redbeard is definitely the silliest looking mech so far. Renders on Patreon as always. (www.patreon.com/posts/159993...)