joner

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"Stay for the holidays if you wanna stay, it's your choice to make / Say what you wanna say, it'll be okay, I can be okay" | He/Him | 21y/o

mega man 9 removing the slide and charge shot to I Think appeal to mega man 2 fans is annoying but also i think this game has the best level design of the series so far

im really trying my hardest to give mega man and bass a fair shot but like 10 minutes into it ive felt the most miserable ive ever felt playing a video game. like i feel like id be less upset if i just heard my parents died

i like hearingpeople talk about time limits in games on the internet but i had an experience recently where someone was making all the "dude its game design dude its intended friction" points at me while i was at the moment so unbelievably stressed out that i had to leave the call and close the game

i think a majoras mask remake with the NS2 OoT artstyle would lose a lot of the original N64s visual sauce but i think itd have its own unique flavour to it that i'd love to see, compared to the 3DS majoras mask remake that felt ashamed of the original game

the boarding sections in mega man 8 are the biggest pieces of dogshit in any video game ever oh my GOD everyone who worked on this game should be on the no fly list they are genuine terrorists

people who say yoshi and the weird book should have enemies do damage to you sound like they think the portal series would be improved if the cubes had spikes on them that hurt you if you ran into one

why have mega man 7 and 8 both had absurd difficulty spikes. nes games were way better with balancing their difficulty while 7 and 8 oscillate between the easiest mega man games and the hardest every other stage

what is with the fucking absurd difficulty spike in the wily castle stages in mega man 7 this was like by far the easiest mega man game and now i genuinely cant beat the first stage after 5 hours of trying jesus christ man

who on the gameboy mega man team decided that it wasnt a terrible idea to have mega mans sprite take up 1/8th of the entire screen and not maybe possibly consider making a smaller sprite for the game