Tessera

I’m facebook friends with an old woman who shares the most incredible slop

The best part of The Odyssey is when Matt Damon shouts at Paris, “How do ya like them golden apples?”

My sons consist entirely of berries

The ending of Mr. Popper’s Penguins is wild. The man almost breaks down saying goodbye to his penguins, realizes he’s invited on their trek to the North Pole, and barely says goodbye to his wife and children, whom he won’t see for years, as he sails away gleefully

I Didn’t Poop for Three Months—And It Did Wonders for My Hair

Seventy-five years after The Catcher in the Rye was published, my definitive verdict is: It’s really good

me in a good mood: I’m gonna save all these podcast episodes and LEARN!!!! me when I have some free time: all I can do right now is listen to shoegaze

Lmao at the end of this sentence

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Aron D'Souza, a founder of the Enhanced Games, believes that they are a part of a larger mission. "We generate revenue, we can push that into scientific development, better drugs come out, and eventually, through capitalism, we cure death."

Today I decided to cook a Japanese sweet rolled omelette. I didn’t think I’d be able to roll it correctly, but I did (more or less). Please clap

My brother is driving four hours to see The Odyssey in IMAX with me CINEMA IS BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

When a crossword clue has a question mark

current mood: listening to Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill while doing squats

Sometimes I read “Dirty Wedding” by Denis Johnson and just marvel that someone could come up with these sentences

you’re telling me a baby proofed this house?

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In many countries, inequalities in the field of healthcare are growing, since fewer people are able to access the services available. Urgent attention must also be given to people's mental health, particularly that of young people, because invisible psychological wounds are no less severe than those that are visible.
Health cannot be a luxury for the few. On the contrary, it is an essential condition for social peace. Universal health coverage is not merely a technical goal to be achieved; it is primarily a moral imperative for societies that wish to call themselves just. Healthcare must be accessible to the most vulnerable, then, not only because their dignity requires it but also to prevent injustice from becoming a cause of conflict.

Mitch McConnell’s head might never emerge from its tortoiseshell and you’re laughing

Thoreau of Walden

Friends, as a bishop in rural Minnesota, I don’t think it’s my job to criticize this administration for the actions of ICE in Minneapolis. Rather, I’d like to address something closer to home: the specter of communism in New York.

It’s wild how the president brazenly using his office to add billions to his billions feels like a minor issue compared to his other crimes

But what time was the country born

Cultivating calm by watching videos of the quiet, sweeping pastures of the great american state fair