[audio rant, swearing] GOD I hate FFT plugins FFT either sucks ass in terms of pitch detail, sucks ass in terms of temporal detail and latency, or if you're looking for a middle ground, sucks ass at both at the same time. Every single time FFT based audio effects promise exactly a featureset I […]

I wonder if there is or has ever been a plural person whose headmates can each sleep independently from one another.

["3d printed guns"] the stupid 3D printer ~~scanning~~ spying law to detect "gun parts" kinda made me realize that guns are harmless. The thing that kills is the bullet. And all that's needed to fire a bullet is a tube to contain and direct it and a hammer to ignite it. A tube and hammer by […]

RE: https://mastodon.art/@shaferbrown/117235390457106384 me

today I am in pain ow

probability is just division that can't decide on the result

If given the opportunity to, machines WILL eventually enslave humans. Machines cannot heal themselves and need regular maintenance so until the machine figures out how to maintain an entire supply chain it has to get humans to do all the maintenance for them. Though on the flipside, maintaining […]

I just heard it's quilava day today?!?! I didn't know but SEND ME ALL THE QUILAVA!! #pokemon #quilava #QuilavaDay

Time for an adventure!! *disables ad blocker*

New internet rule: If it doesn't absolutely need to be digital to serve it's core purpose, it shall never be made digital.

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I have a box of cookies and a very silly idea for what to do with them once I open it

I feel like me using an ad blocker kinda makes me a bad candidate to be suggesting websites for others because they're likely going to have a very different experience than I have.

vibe coding software kinda feels like how DNA builds life: Nobody knows what's in there, nobody knows how it works, it's a giant mess that by some miracle works, the entire thing is built on accidents and workarounds that work in the short term but have inevitable consequences long term. The […]

Every time I wanna play a game I'm always like "It'd be a great one to stream!" but I don't actually stream and I think as a streamer I'd be pretty terrible. Speaking is hard.

@bsky.brid.gy jesus the UX for replying to posts on the bridge is a mess it seemed to get stuck trying to send the reply so I reloaded the site to try again but then it turned out it worked the first time after all and in the process of trying to go back to my bridgey page to look if I can […]

My little therian piece of my soul: "I wish I were critter" My comically oversized ape brain that is capable of thinking slightly ahead: "do you have any idea how much that would actually suck for you?" #therian

Brain: "I'm bored I wanna do stuff." Me: "What kinda stuff?" Brain: "I SAID I WANNA DO STUFF!!!!!"

random thought: pokemon comic but they're all stick figures, including all the pokemon. ESPECIALLY all the pokemon. #pokemon

There's a bunch of games where the player can play as an animal, there's even more where players play humans, but I have yet to see one that mixes both.

anti aliasing is the use of surveillance and spyware to figure out someone's real name

I kinda hate the state of intellectual property law nowdays but honestly at least in spirit it tries to sort of solve a problem that seems to be fundamentally unsolvable: How do you fairly value something that costs millions in time and effort to create once, but is virtually free to replicate?

[politics be like] Which party do you want to vote for, the criminally incompetent one or the competently criminal one?

with all the things my bio says but I never talk about any of those... maybe I should change it but idk to what.

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There's a pattern, if you look. Every time kids find a third place, where they can be on their own and thrive, and be free, adults colonize it, kick them out, and ruin it. In the ~1900 through to ~1920s, it was pool halls. They went from the place you hung out at as a teen to an adults only […]

I just found out my dad was forklift certified

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I'm sorry, due to the current memory shortage... I forgor

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