"𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉. 𝑨 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒍, 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓. 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚. 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍." ♡ and ↻ plz .ᐟ Credit: @/ichimxu

“ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ! ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜʰᵃʳˡᵉˢ ᴹᵒʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢᵗᵃʳ, ᴾʳⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴴᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵘᵈ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴴᵃᶻᵇⁱⁿ ᴴᵒᵗᵉˡ! ᴵ ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉˢ ᵃ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ… ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ⁱᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵘᵃˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳˢ.” (ᴾⁱᶜˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ!!)

Red I dunno actually if I can even be bothered with bluesky anymore. Might just stick to discord.

Red I wanna find some mains. Like this if you wanna be a main fir some of my accounts. Aka this account, my female Vox account and Male Alastor account.~

She sits down and crosses her legs. "Oh what I do? I make deals scare a sinner or two. Maybe have a few meals now and then. A little bit of shopping a girl gotta look her best. And yourself dear?"

𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑜 𝒟𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃@radiodemonrp.bsky.social · 5d ago

He sits down in the chair opposite of her, his legs politely crossed. "What is it you do outside of the hotel then?"

"I suppose so! But thank you the table seems lovely dear." She walks over to the other chair.

𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑜 𝒟𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃@radiodemonrp.bsky.social · 6d ago

He gives an amused chuckle at her words before conjuring a tea table and two chairs with a wave of his hand. "I find my own ways to keep myself busy there."

She take it.~ She no wimp.

¤ A l a s t o r ¤@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social · 6d ago

He will bite back. Just as devastating if not more harshly.

She hums softly. "I wonder should I wear a dress today." She mumbles to herself.

Indeed. She wouldn't back down from him even if he a male and bigger then her. She truly doesn't care. She bite him regardless.~ Nom. Nom.

¤ A l a s t o r ¤@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social · 6d ago

He was trying to keep well mannered. He really didnt want to get chastised from Lucifer and Charlie. Really two Alastors is an awful idea. One might think they'd be productive.. but they will be busy tearing one another to shreds soon enough.

"Just wondering if you wanted to have a chat?~ I mean you are busy with that crappy hotel I refuse to be a part of."

𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑜 𝒟𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃@radiodemonrp.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Hm? Why how kind of you, twin . To what do I owe the pleasure?"

She needs to see her twin @radiodemonrp.bsky.social for some nice tea and chat. She gor fingers for them to share.~ isn't she thoughtful.

She laughs so loudly amd wipes a tear from her eye. "Oh that was entertaining.. But even if he gone I can sense that anger. Oh how nice it feels... Amd he looked juicy... I wonder how he taste. Sitting on my dining table as I tuck into his flesh..." She thought to herself. She throws the condoms-

¤ A l a s t o r ¤@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social · 6d ago

He snarl only increased. Oh by Lucifer's grace he wanted to attack. His snarl echoing from nearby speakers. But he shouldn't.. it would easily destroy the hotel. 》Do /not/ do it again. And find better company than that degenerate sex worker. I thought youd have better taste.《 He tosses the—

"Hey he dared me to do it. And then he give me vension. Hey im hungry and not gonna lie.~ YOU look rather appetising."

¤ A l a s t o r ¤@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social · 6d ago

Unfortunately she seems to underestimate her male counterparts senses.. and his antlers sensitivity. He is quick to rip them off and turn. 》I would expect something of this lowbrow caliber from Angel Dust.. /not/ you.. quite disappointing.《

Unfortunately this doe got ideas. She sneaks up and places condoms upon his antlers. He never know.

¤ A l a s t o r ¤@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social · 6d ago

His ears go back flat and jaw begins to unhinged. He yawned wide, sharp teeth visible. Closing again. And he's dozing off on the lounge in the lobby. Its just a light snooze though.. nobody get any ideas.

"Oh Vox so mad. It amuses me. I prefer Val.~ He so much more.. Fun." She walks away laughing.

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

"HERE! THAT YOU'RE HERE! NOW LEAVE!"

"Im so what huh? No way am I leaving until you say it."

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

"What is 'truly wrong' is that you're so leave!"

She laughs softly as she gets pushed away. "Tell me sweetie. What is trult wrong? Thats not a normal tone with you." She fixes her suit jacket.

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

He shoves her away roughly, standing up as he wipes off his screen, annoyed. "STOP! I'm not in the mood for your bullshit! LEAVE!" This seemed different from his usual irritated attitude.

"Thats not me mad my dear thats me saying facts. But carry on its amusing me truly." She grins and licks up hos screen!

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

He squints at her then mimicked the tone she gave at the time as he screen flicked to a face similar to her complete with a monocle. "Excuse me?! Vox get over yourself you flat screen bastard." His screen and tone turn back to normal, his expression unamused. "Sure sounded mad. I'm not stupid. "

"I am not mad darling. You know if I was mad." She taps his screen.

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

He looked over at her again. "The hell are you getting so mad about?"

HELLO EVERYONE! Charlie here, since our FABULOUS hotel has been growing in popularity, I decided now might be a GREAT time to try and introduce Alastor to interacting with sinners online too! We're working out how to get his face on camera BUT I'm sure he'll do great. Bye! ( #HazbinHotel #rp )

She rolled her eyes at him she was sitting at the edge with her legs crossed. "Yeah, yeah i get it." She scoffs a little at his words shakinf her head a little. She tilted her head as she watched him as he sat down. She thinks as she listens to him speak. A soft sigh >>>>

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

He straightened his jacket again, sparks flying again though he did not try attacking her. "If you plan to be an annoying paper weight then fine." Stubbornly, he sits down in his desk chair, gaze moving away from her in exchange for his computer. "Unlike you, I'm the CEO of a company who has+

"Good." She giggles softly and picks up a sandwich to slwoly eat it.

𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯@lucithedreamer.bsky.social · 6d ago

He squints, taking a sip of his tea, before speaking again. "I shall overlook this information for the sake of peace."

"Nah I like where I am at thank you Vox." She snickers. "Watching you get easily angry is quite entertaining for me."

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

"ORRR how about..." He narrows his eyes with a glare as he stepped closer, a finger pointing to the door while he still looks at her. "You could get the hell out of my building! I'm not your damn circus clown!"

"I mean maybe? But I never acted on it."

𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯@lucithedreamer.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Haha well I- wait, what do you mean 'try not to'? Have you wanted to?"

"Im bored Vox. Entertain me."

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

Electricity sparks by his monitor in irritation as he walked over to his desk. "Why the fuck are you here anyway?"

"I try not to.~"

𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯@lucithedreamer.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Aaaall I ask is that you don't set any of my ducks on fire."

"Oh look who been nice now Luci. What you after hmm? Im teasing. Sure of course." She softly smiles. "Thank you though. Means a lot."

𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯@lucithedreamer.bsky.social · 6d ago

There was a pause before his gaze averts to his cup. "You know...you could always pop by and talk to me...I wouldn't mind."

"Darling the difference between me and you? I dont need a man or anyone else in fact. You need others.~ Shame really." She snickers and sits upon his desk.

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

Vox scoff with an eyeroll, crossing his arms tightly in front of his chest. "And this bitchy behavior is why /you/ can't get a /man/."

"Ugh so pathetic Vox truly. I mean look at you right now. Talking to a pet fish." Oh how she mocked. "This is why you can't get a woman."

ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜ ᴠᴏx@foolishvox.bsky.social · 6d ago

"BLASPHEMY!" Quickly turns back to the tank to speak again in a baby(ish) voice. "Don’t you listen to her Shok.wav. she didn’t mean it."

"Im glad." She rasied an eyebrow at his question. Placing the tea cup down. "Well... Yes I do have those days more so then not im afraid."

𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯@lucithedreamer.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Fantastic! Man, this really is helping pick my day up." A pause, then he raised his eyebrow as he looked at her. "Do you ever have those kind of days? Where you want to be around people but really don't feel up to acting on it?"