I'm low-key running a little low on money until stake gives me my paycheck sooo I was thinking of learning how to program to make a stake.com simulator I kinda know the basics of Python so yeah
Stake US #1 gambling
@steakofficial.bsky.social
Stake is the #1 best way to gamble in the US and most of the world with the biggest cash outs EVER (This is a parody account as I am not affiliated with stake or condone gambling, don't gamble)
I'm... I'm devastated... They took down risk on Roblox... (It was literally a copy of stake, not even trying to hide it)
working on a balatro like deckbuilder anyone wanna be added as jokers
Despite me being head of stake social media I fucking hate the "let's go gambling" guy with a burning passion
If I could gamble for penis I wood (haha get it)
@bsky.app when will I get my verification I am the official stake bluesky account
Oh shit we did put a watermark on someone's death Damn we evil
You know what's better than lesbians? GAMBLING (but they're still pretty high up there)
All I know. 🤗
I hope someone gifts me a copy of fallout nv where it's at a checkpoint at one of those slot machines, id love them so much after I'm done with the slots
Me to people who say gambling is "bad" and "unhealthy"
a cartoon soldier with a helmet with the number 2 on it
Alt: Sounds like something a nazi would say...
media.tenor.com
read twilight, so sad there was nothing about Bella stopping to gamble before she would be killed by that evil vampire at the end
I don't think it's a bad thing
I hate how prolific gambling mechanisms in games and gambling ads in society more broadly have become, and *especially* with how those have increasingly been targeted at kids and young adults.
Keep going, maybe even have a little "fun" while you do it (if you know what I mean😏😏😏) 🎰🎰🎰
Sorry I couldn't read the text I had to rub one out as soon as I saw my wifey
New research by UofG's Prof @shwardle.bsky.social for the Gambling Commission shows a stronger association between casinos/slot machines and gambling harms than previously understood and gives insight into people’s reasons for gambling. More: gla.ac/3EsVeIk
I love when the slots make a "chaching' noise when I get money
i love when cats make a little honk noise after landing a jump
My father tried to ban me from gambling, but I came back with the argument that it is basically putting a chastity cage on me so after I called the police about him messing with me sexually he dropped it
Do not trust @stakeofficial.bsky.social they are a fraud pretending to be an official stake account in order to tarnish the stake brand, don't fall for their tricks
Wow that's crazy
More and more fake accounts coming along spoofing game stores, publishers and so on. I am *begging* you all to use domain verification. It takes all of 2 minutes to do. Companies especially should be doing this. bsky.social/about/blog/4...
In avatar 3 they should add a casino on pandora
You can only pick three slot games from 2024 🎰 What will they be?
Just learned about gatcha games and like... Ew, why do you have to attach underage girls to gambling, now when I jerk off to the thrill of the gamble people will get the wrong idea
Thank you to all my goots (gambling moots) for making my job as stake social media manager better every day you all are probably my 7th favorite thing in the world