Imagine getting airholed by one of the most notorious law enforcement agencies in history (LASD) and all your online friends collectively shrugged and agreed that you had it coming once the Bodycam was dropped

Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 5h ago

And now, for 500 bonus points: who is the poster who was shot by cops after attacking them with a katana

Nice to see Chapo Traphouse getting into more informative content as they age

Still haven’t lost my skill in making mayors mad AF

Really speaks to the structural weakness of the Republican Party that they simply can’t have Max Miller quietly removed from public life and seamlessly replaced with someone other standard bearing chud

Off the top of my head here’s my all time list 2012 Trainwreck 2014 Tangie 2011 Blue Dream 2013 White Rhino 2015 Gorilla Glue 2022 Whatever my buddy Josh was growing in his backyard

The attacks on trans athletes are the most obvious and pernicious attempt to eventually get rid of title nine entirely. What a shitty time to be a kid who wants to play sports.

Hotchman misreading the room entirely and bragging on social media about charging the LAPD whistleblower with eavesdropping. Wonder if the cops who were exposed as racists will be put on a Brady list.

Adding this guy to the list of people I correctly called out on day one

Putting this on a billboard

The California Post seems to exist solely to provide a safe space to racist meemaws and peepaws from other states for collectively talking shit on our home

Some pro per scheduled his virtual traffic arraignment on the same day and time he is flying some where and is demanding that the clerk put up his case in front of the 30 people who showed up in person #notgonnahappen

I would have ended up on the news if this happened to me when I took the bar www.wsba.org/news-events/...

Algorithm has decided I needed like 25% more old pug content in my life and tbh they were right

SOUND ON

KTLA 5@ktla.com · last wk.

Coyotes take over long-abandoned West Hollywood construction site

This was 100% originally sold as dog treats before someone figured out they could sell it to health nuts who shop at Costco (10/10 will buy again)

The only thing you should ever do in a debate vs Nick Fuentes is start reading the entirety of Julius Streicher’s Wikipedia page verbatim in response to whatever he says

40 year old who is fortunate enough not to currently be in an active crisis: I should check out track cycling in a velodrome I bet that’s cool

Lmao how fucked up do you have to be to get arrested for DUI as a football player in WISCONSIN

Done with court here in Torrance and I’m debating whether I should go visit where the Willis Carto of the Liberty Lobby housed his Holocaust denial journal before it was burned down by the JDL

Me: can barely crack a 2:00 100yd swim Also me: I should join baywatch

This post sent me on a quest this am in court to find anyone who has appeared in front of him lmao

Wonder if this is the same Fed beagle I saw detect a man’s sack lunch at baggage claim in the Tom Bradley terminal a few weeks ago

KTLA 5@ktla.com · 2w ago

16 pounds of monitor lizard parts from Thailand seized at Los Angeles port of entry

Lmao Jamie Kirchick is still getting paid to write genocidal bullshit? Goddamn I’ve been dealing with that fucking loser since I was in college

Oh hell yeah we’re back to bullying free market libs about food prices

Only good thing about all your favorite teams getting eliminated in a sports tournament is being free to be a generalized hater to everyone still left playing

There’s a CHP out there in the West LA division who is almost single handedly keeping me employed with the number of tickets he’s writing on the 405. He’s only been on the job for a little bit and he’s already earned both officer of the year and the coveted “low profile” Dodge Durango

Of course a client needs a last minute extension the day I already have so packed that I need everything to work out in a precise order to avoid disaster