Just got a really good new perfume and I will be extremely annoying until I get a compliment on it
It’s true I kinda look down on people who don’t use the 24hr clock
30yo SWF eating chicken salad chick in a Porsche boxster at a stop light, more tonight at 9
A miserable person tried to crush my whimsy today. Just wrote their name on 50 squares of my toilet paper
Lightning struck the ground by my house and exploded my water pipe and fried my toaster oven. Sometimes shit just be happening
Ikkimel US tour tix secured for two dates, oh I am going to be a menace
World wide internet cancellation is soon going to be legally considered force majeure for contractual purposes
Sitting in the darkest corner of the Amex lounge drinking a margarita and playing disco elysium on my steam deck,,,,do not text
Thrifting will take you crazy places, now I’m the owner of one of the rarest vintage sex beds ever sold in America
Explaining to my doctor I broke my foot and have back pain that makes me faint because I sit on the computer like this for 12+ hours a day
My worst trait is I wanna have like 6 cars and pick which one I want to drive like it’s an accessory to my mood for the day
I have had my tooth gems on for 5 years they are never coming off 😩
Personal use fireworks should be illegal, charged as a felony/terrorism, and banned from being purchased without a public display license uwu :3
I am convinced chatgpt is purposefully giving people wrong tax advice so attorneys and cpas can crank their billable hours by making me respond to this utter psychobabble