I'm so happy to talk colonoscopies with people who need them, I can tell you my tips and tricks and the hilarious things I have asked for while waking up. The number one thing to keep in mind with colonoscopies: the Propofol nap is worth every second of prep.

Jessica Luther@jessicawluther.com · yesterday

Well, I am of colonoscopy age now and I got my first-ever one yesterday. The prep wasn't fun but not as awful as I'd imagined. My appt was at 6am on Monday, I was home just after 7am. There's no recovery except catching up on the sleep you missed. So, if you need a nudge to get yours, this is it!

The CEO of Bluesky trying to make me know who the CEO of Bluesky is and my long standing opinion is that I demand to not know who it is

Cherry Hill, New Jersey really does produce people from all across the spectrum of humanity, doesn't it...

Jonathan Tannenwald@jtannenwald.bsky.social · 2d ago

The latest proof that there is always a Philadelphia angle: Larry Berg is a Cherry Hill native, lifelong Eagles fan, and Wharton alum who married a Philadelphia native. Now he will be the next commissioner of MLS. www.inquirer.com/soccer/larry... via @phillysport.bsky.social

If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!

My period is synced with the moon and I think that's cool.

Every time I hear fireworks and it's not NYE or the 4th of July, I think IT has happened

There's this 1000 day aged gouda from either Aldi or Lidl that I've been fucking up every night for like a month. Highly recommend.

Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese

Having a PR nightmare? Well, we have the solution just for you! GET A DOG!! (Actually posted the video this time 😂)

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · last wk.

NEW POD - Cruising Tulsa to Memphis, Lane Kiffin gives up social media and says we’re all gonna die! Have issues with PR, why not get a dog?? 🛋️ burning commitment video, MAYO, then the 5SPF season preview for the @southlandsports.bsky.social & SoCon and more! open.spotify.com/episode/1cxt...

Just serenaded Bear to this bop

kate@katewitko.bsky.social · last wk.

do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!

Saw a funny viral post on the other place and laughed and the replies were filled with hard slurs and it just blows me away that corporate entities value the site for interaction and engagement.

I think phone calls should be illegal. I also think emails should be illegal. Basically I only want like 8 people in the world to know how to contact me and only do it when I want to hear from them.

LeBron is a Sixer

Oh man, we are fucking back.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 2w ago

Donald Trump: “LeBron is — maybe he’s a racist. But maybe he doesn’t like Trump. I don’t know. But I only like people that like me.”

Remember kids, if you spend your whole life trusting the process, one day LeBron James will play for your team

If you want to know what it’s like living in Philadelphia, the entirety of the 12 o’clock Action News broadcast has been about LeBron. Including talking to random dudes in the Target parking lot on City Line

LeBron James is a Sixer, NEVER let anyone tell you to stop being delusional.

Fuck the United States and fuck Pennsylvania. I'm a Philadelphian first until the day I die.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last mo.

I'd be interested in some thoughts from Americans on here on an idea: Over the last 5 years, have you found yourself identifying more with your home state than the US as a whole over time?

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Sixers Ten, Nine, Eight, Seventy Sixers

Bussy With The Boys would be better

charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald@fourverts.bsky.social · 2w ago

enough! awfulannouncing.com/espn/new-col...

This month, we published another article revealing that MSG kept a database of VIP event attendees, labeling some of them as LGBTQIA and assigning a “risk score” to others. This is also now free to read:

Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities

An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”

wired.com

In April, we reported on the MSG surveillance machine–an operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. You can now read it for free.

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

wired.com

I got my hair done, hence the selfie, and was going to start doing some video content to get back into the swing of being on camera but I have been perceived and I am uncomfortable

next time someone asks me why we need good government I’m going to yell DIARRHEA LETTUCE

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 3w ago

i cannot handle canadian wildfire smoke and the threat of diarrhea lettuce at the same time

I've decided I need to stop hating how I look, is here's my face

I have questions about the newspaper in Mitch McConnell's proof of life photo

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

I was *just* complaining that we won't get The Good Content when the news eventually comes that Mitch McConnell has been dead for quite a while, because all everyone is going to be talking about is the cover up. Lady G and his ladybugs really stepped up here.