polkahoof
@stephpolkahoof.bsky.social
🧡 i'm a silly "giraffe" mama making weird & kinky whatnots!!! 🧡 ⚠️ really weird and gross content! pedos, zoos, minors, etc: DNI ⚠️ stephpolkahoof.carrd.co
(fat lady jumpscare) currently doing a voting poll for my next polkahoof presents video for all my cuties on patreon! we'll see where the kink wheel lands~🧡
hi there everyone!🧡 not a big post, i just wanted to apologize if i've been a bit slow lately. mama got a new temp job and privacy isn't coming easily to her right now, so recording is harder than usual.⌛️ i'll be back with more kinky & crazy whatnots ASAP!🦒
should i just call myself a fat juicy mango at this point? 🧡 jeez louise, i'm so fucking fat...
awww~ it's a filthy family goat breeding. mommy gets so excited when her hoofed baa-baas come home!~ 🐐 full video available for all my cuties here! ⬇️ 🧡 mega.nz/file/EvQCjQQ... #scat #furryscat #vrchatscat
mama has such a nasty video planned. you'll find out what it is soon enough~🧡
i knew it was a good day to turn into a squirrel and spread my stinking pissing slop pussy at the spa~
oh sweetie~ don't you just love the smell of the beach?~ oh... sorry, not the beach, i was talking about your shit-covered doggy cock. <3 full video up on patreon!🏖 #fart #furryfart #vrchatfart
Introducing "Polkahoof Presents: Pool Puppies"!🏖️ Link: mega.nz/file/QuRFRBB... "What a particularly wet pack of dogs! I sure hope that all pool regulations are properly adhered to." 🐾 All assets belong to their rightful creators. SFX Pack: @opennsfwsp.bsky.social #scat #furry #fart #vrchat
hi there cuties! just wanted to make an update; i'm going to delete my ThisVid account soon due to their upcoming category purges. i don't really have a choice, but after all, this is what happens when websites bow down to their corporate overlords. :P
After long last, "Polkahoof Presents: Pool Puppies" is finally ready! Now available for all my giraffe supporters on Patreon; public version releases in two weeks! 🧡 patreon.com/c/StephPolkahoof
EEEEEE OFFICIAL REF SHEET!!!! shoutout to @chucklenath.bsky.social for being EPIC!!! how does mama look??? <33333333
wait HUH. Mama fart fucks your fat shit-covered donut while pumping out miles of gas?!~ Introducing a new series: "Hoofin' Hotstuff!" where mama records literally anything. Full 30 min video is now available for my giraffe supporters on Patreon!~ #fart #furryfart #vrchatfart
bro i'm literally editing this video using only my stinking asshole and nothing else HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
⚠️CW: Scat Nothing beats a perfect summer day with the perfect snack!~ It looks like it's still fresh— Quick, stuff your muzzle while it's still hot!~ #scat #furryscat #vrchat #vrchatscat
GUYS HELP MY BLUE THING WONT STOP PISSING AND CUMMING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SERIOUSLY I FEEL VERY UNEQUIPPED FOR THIS
⚠️CW: Scat⚠️ Hehe, aww, look at him!~ He's all embarrassed!~ I guess he doesn't like it when others catch him using mama's shit pile to stroke his stinky doggy cock! No, no, it's okay, you can use mama's shit as your lube all you want, cutiepie~ #scat #furryscat #vrchatscat
⚠️CW: Scat⚠️ I have good news: Mama's back!!! I feel like myself again, and I'll be ready to continue work soon. I just-- Nnnf!~ -PLLPPPPPSSSHHSPPT!- Whoops, sorry!!!~ I could hear your rumbly tummies and I guess my instincts kicked in. ♡ #scat #furryscat #vrchatscat