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Steph! 🍊 ZERO to ONE

@stephsings.bsky.social

internet lyricist, museum office lady, and professional anime character これからもガンバリマステフ！ (pfp/model: @azarashi-suki.bsky.social)

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Steph! 🍊 ZERO to ONE@stephsings.bsky.social · last mo.

yesterday i babysat the little guys…kid #2 put a red sticker on my nose so i pretended to be buggy the clown & tried to recruit them to fire buggy balls at the marines for me…kid#2 agreed to join but kid #1 went “EW! Your name is BOOGEY?” 11/10 would play pirates with them again

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Steph! 🍊 ZERO to ONE@stephsings.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Babysitting update…yesterday we played Hospital & I had to be two different doctors, the anesthesiologist, the receptionist, the therapy dog, the visitors, & for some inexplicable reason, an ice cream man. Kid #1 was the night nurse & Kid #2 kept trying to drive his truck thru the operating room

Steph! 🍊 ZERO to ONE@stephsings.bsky.social · 5mo ago

babysitting is hard…2 weeks ago we concluded the “pirates vs. princess of the invisible island” plotline & put on 2 different operas & the week after that all the dolls broke their ankles and we had to put casts on them…how do i top that…also the little guy is potty training

Steph! 🍊 ZERO to ONE@stephsings.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I dreamed that I had to swim all the way to Japan and climb three flights of stairs to get important midi files for a lyrics assignment and the staff member who handed them to me was a nine-foot tall giant wearing a tuxedo????????