Stevie J Jones

@stevejones.music

Producer, composer, musician: AIR, Brian Eno, Imogen Heap, Craig Armstrong, Bryan Ferry, David Byrne etc. I made the Star Wars x Withnail & I mashups. Synth & guitar fiend stevejones.music | youtube.com/@stevie_j_jones

I’ve been reading a book by a new author and at one point they identify that the real magic in a guitar player’s feel is all in the *right hand* (for a right handed player of course)… I nearly jumped for joy as I have always thought this and will in fact die on that hill.

Went to see my old pal Roger Eno in concert tonight at Union Chapel. Sublime. In a strange twist I also managed to win his sandals and socks in an audience auction.

Roger Eno playing a Yamaha baby grand piano in Union Chapel under a moody spotlight

Just got my 1980s Citizen “Ana Digi Temp” watch back from the jewellers with a new battery. I have come to a local cafe to trawl through the epic Japanese English instructions on how to reset all the displays and dials 😂

A silver 1980s Citizen “ana digi temp” watchInstructions:

‹Setting Time>
(1) Press and hold button ® for 2 seconds or more while in normal Time display. The "Seconds" will start flashing, indicating that the watch is in adjustment mode.
(2)
Each press on button ® in adjustment mode changes flashing section in the order of [Second →
Minute → Hour → 12-hour/24-hour
→ Analog 1 adjustment → Analog
2 adjustment].
(3)
Press button A to adjust flashing section. (Press and hold button for rapid advancement.)

When did Waze get so utterly shit? Diverted via a closed road to a closed motorway FFS. Spent half the fucking night driving down pitch black country lanes. Clueless bastard of a thing - it used to be good, didn’t it? I’d have got home quicker following a map of Middle Earth.

Who *doesn’t* need to go to a games arcade that has classics like “Frenzied Dog Attack”, “Divorce”, “Dead or Bad” and of course “Meat or Pet” A very fun evening at Novelty Automation in London. I love that a place like this can exist in 2026.

Alt text: A tall wire-mesh cage arcade machine with a metal sign reading "TEST YOUR NERVE" mounted above it in pink/red lettering. Inside the cage is a snarling animatronic dog with glowing red eyes and bared teeth, facing forward as if guarding a red push-button. A red sign on the front reads "INSERT COINS / PUT HAND IN CAGE / PUSH BUTTON FOR AS LONG AS YOU DARE."Alt text: A coin-operated mechanical arcade machine titled "DIVORCE" in red neon-style letters. Behind glass, two wooden puppet figures — a woman in an orange top with a yellow bob haircut on the left, and a man in a beige shirt with a scowling expression on the right — stand holding a small model house with a cracked wall between them. Visible mechanical gears, chains, and levers sit beneath the figures. A printed sign reads "DIVORCE INSTRUCTIONS: Part with cash (insert coins) / Divorce proceedings start when bell rings / Turn handwheel to separate from your partner / When you see red, push lever for surge of rage / Continue until one partner separates completely." Two "SEPARATION (Degrees of Freedom)" dials (0–100%) flank the scene, along with a "TIME SPENT DIVORCING" gauge and hand-crank wheels at the base.Alt text: A wooden arcade machine titled "DEAD or BAD" in glowing green cutout lettering. Two illuminated panels below read "KEEP GRANNY WARM" and "SAVE THE PLANET," each above a dial gauge — one labeled "Granny's Temperature" (Cold to Hot) and one labeled "Carbon Footprint" (Low to High). Below is a diorama of a hunched wooden granny figure sitting in a yellow armchair in a small room with a lamp, a window showing a night sky, and an electric bar heater glowing on the red floor. A red hand-crank at the bottom has a sign reading "Turn handle to generate green electricity and keep granny warm through a cold night." Shelves of miscellaneous objects are visible through a glass panel to the right.Alt text: A tall olive-green arcade machine titled "PET OR MEAT" at the bottom in red lettering. It features a large illuminated spinner wheel labeled alternately "PET" and "MEAT" around its rim, with a gold arrow pointer, above a red push-button labeled "SETTLE LAMB'S FATE." Below, a lit diorama shows a wooden family of four figures (a man, woman, girl, and boy) standing with a small toy lamb. Decorative silhouettes of leaping lambs and cuts of meat cover the green panel background. A partly obscured instruction panel is visible on the left. To the right, an adjacent machine with red coiled springs and a red rubber glove is partially visible, displaying text about checking for "suspicious bulges."

I wouldn’t claim to be a diehard Nick Cave fan. I like him and have a few albums. But the gig at Preston Park last night was one of the best I’ve ever seen. A band playing as one being, Nick like a cross between God and the devil, the best outdoor sound imaginable - all shared with my best friends ♥️

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds on stage at Preston Park at sunset. The stage is lit with yellow lights and the large screens at the sides are showing Janet Ramus, Nick’s backing vocalist

I had this guitar made for me in the 90s by Ernie, one of the guys that worked in the Lowden factory. It’s a friend’s son’s 18th today. He’s so into music and he fell in love with it, so today I’ll give it to him so it can have another life. Farewell old friend ♥️

A handmade electric guitar - 3/4 size, with a dark rosewood fretboard, and flamed maple top, 2 humbucker pickups, black hardware. It has a small E as the makers mark on the headstock.

The crew of Artemis II in the Integrity module are a few minutes from interfacing with the earth’s atmosphere at 16000 miles an hour. I’m just sitting watching it eating Frazzles.

I’m doing my studio room up soon, but for now my favourite guitars are hanging up on the outside wall while we build a new internal frame. Which one would you take home?

A wall with guitars on hangers: white 1991 Ibanez RG-750, blonde 1982 Gibson ES-335 dot reissue, 2004 James Trussart rusty Steel Deville, 1971 blonde Fender Telecaster and 1966 sunburst Harmony Rocket

David Byrne was absolutely astonishing. Simple as that. Musically, visually, emotionally perfect. So uplifting at a time when we need it most. Tonight, Keiji Haino at the ICA!

#ChurchOfRockAndRoll #69 Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. The Jimmywebb, all mimsy, came whiffling through the tulgey wood. Rested he by the Tumtum tree and sat a while in thought. Wichita lineman up and away he chortled in his joy.

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