Happy Humps everyone 🍑🍑🍑 No banter. Feeling Rough 🤢

Well I've run it past my editor, Tom @norab84.bsky.social he is can absolute darling ❤️❤️❤️, and I think I can let my newest baby out into the big wide world. It's called Lady Sato's Curse and is about a Lady called Sato and a Curse. It's not deep 😂. stevetungate.blogspot.com/2026/08/lady...

Lady Sato's Curse

Lady Sato’s Curse.  A short story by Stevie T.  It was a lovely Sunday.  Not too hot, not too cold.  Just right, in fact, for wandering ar...

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My new cheap Chromebook arrived late last night. For sub £160 I wasn’t expecting much, but it has a premium feel despite being lightweight. Got it just for writing (an extravagance I know), nothing else, no distractions. The OS will be a learning curve from Apple IOS. 1st task, delete bloatware 😂😂

Prison overcrowding. Imho, too many people are jailed for crimes where a hefty fine and/or community service would surely be more appropriate. The whole justice system needs overhauling. Languishing in a cell for painting graffiti on a plane or cleaning up a beach? I know which I’d prefer to see.

Happy Tuesday my beautiful bobby dazzlers 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ I hope you have a marvellous day 🤗 My offer today is 👇🏻 plus croissants. Pop round if you’re this way. The coffee is optional 😂

Watching 👇🏻 it’s better than I remember.

I’m Mr Smug! First proper outing of the new pressure cooker. kırmızı mercimek çorbası, Turkish red lentil soup. I followed a recipe this time. I did add sweet potato, but only because I like sweet potato. It tastes amazing. Just a squeeze of lemon later. Before and after the whizz.

I’m too young to remember the original Radio Luxembourg show but it was reused in 1975 for the Ovaltine ad. We are the Ovaltineys Little girls and boys….. …At games and sports we're more than keen, No merrier children could be seen, Because we all drink Ovaltine, We're happy girls and boys.

I’m on and advert theme. Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo 😂 Contrary to popular belief, the advert was not officially banned, ‘‘tis but an urban legend.

Happy Monday my handsome beasts 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 the thrill of a new week beckons. Are you up for it? Or just up 🍆? Anyway I'm ready with coffee and carrot cake, and very eager to put Cadbury's slogan to the test. So no douching, pop round, drop your Calvins, bend over and let the probing begin 👉.

Over to you.

So, I gave it one last run by Tom @norab84.bsky.social and he gave it the thumbs up 👍. Here is my first ever short story if you fancy a quick read. Be warned, it has adult themes. stevetungate.blogspot.com/2026/07/the-...

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Good morning, gorgeous guys! 😘❤️😘❤️ Sexy Skircle Time. To my childish amusement I've noticed Tom & Jerry are there ❤️, and Joe (isn't he on every Skircle? WFH? Yeah, okay 😂), Dan's beating Adam (there'll be trouble in paradise). But it doesn't matter to me where you are. You're on there, thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Hey darlings! I’ve been procrastinating for years about writing stories. Anyway, finally, I’ve written a short one, about 5000 words. I’ve run it past our gorgeous Tom @norab84.bsky.social and he’s given me some pointers, bless him ❤️, as I really don’t know what I’m doing. 1/2

Happy Saturday my beautiful chums ❤️❤️. Have a super day 😘😘. A visual reminder for my shopping list 👇🏻 A younger man 😂😂 Bet they’re out of stock, as usual 🤣

Won't somebody whisk me away for a night of the horizontal tango?

John Cena as Fabio: Quick Take Me Away to a Fantasy!

ALT: John Cena as Fabio: Quick Take Me Away to a Fantasy!

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Happy TGI Frigay, my hunky humdingers ❤️❤️❤️ This morning, I’ve taken the rubbish down, cleaned &. mopped the kitchen & changed the bed linen. All before 7am. I’m a definite catch. I just need a myopic fisherman to cast his net. Coffee’s ready. Cock’s out. Pop round. How I’d like to wake up 👇🏻

And so, I rest my case, M'Lud! The Donald J Trump FIFA* World Cup*, will be the BIGGLIEST* soccer* competition, THE like of WHICH the World* has never seen. *A trademark of Donald J Trump Enterprises Ltd** **A trademark of Presidementia Poo Poo Pants LLC

New toy arrived. Just did the recommended test run and it didn’t blow up, so that’s a plus 😂. Ignore all my other gadgets in the background, they are essential for my culinary masterpieces 🤣

Happy Thursday my sexy guys 😘😘😘 For weeks I’ve been early posting naked guys with coffee. I think I’ve done that to death. So my new early theme will be ‘no theme’, even tough today it’s coffee 🤣. Pop round for latte & lurve if you’re this way. Lurve is optional 😂 Loïc Burzotta: “Entrelacs, 2025”

Get to know your bloomfs! Name: Stevie Age: 64 Zodiac sign: ♏️ Bday: Late Oct Fave musical artists: Kate Bush, Dame Shirley B, Sinatra, Ella, Sarah V, Queen, Bowie etc Dream job: Gay porn film industry fluffer Fav color: Scarlet Fav season: Autumn Birth year: 1961

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Politics latest: No further action from police on Polanski social media post about Farage, Met say - as Reform hits out at 'two-tier Britain'

The Met Police has said it is taking no further action after Nigel Farage called for Zack Polanski to face "consequences" after sharing and then deleting an image that appeared to call for the Reform ...

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Just had a cheat dinner. In my defence I couldn't be asked to cook in this heat, and I'm not big on salads. These are really good for a singleton. 3 minutes, ping, dinner! And very tasty 😋 Just the one rice, obviously.

My father had MS. When I was a boy, late 60s, early 70s, he had a very bad fall at work and was taken to Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. He was there about a week. His doctors decided he didn’t need any more medical intervention but wasn’t fit enough to return home, so he was taken to an NHS run 1/3

And by the magic of Ninja, hummus has been created 😋

After lots of research (YouTube), I’ve finally bought one. Went for the 3.8l as it’s only me to cook for (😢 a sympathy suck would be nice) and in black, £11 cheaper than white or blue. Yay, I can pressure cook now, as well as all the other stuff it does.

I’m boiling chick peas. Welcome to Stevie’s glamorous life. On the plus side, homemade hummus later. Won’t somebody take Cinders (me) to the ball?

Cinderella Cleaning the Floor

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Happy Humps darlings 🍑🍑🍑 Time for the humptastic Skircle of Skexiness. Who’s in, who’s out, who’s shakin’ it all about. What a lucky Stevie! All that hunkiness swirling around my molten caldera! Careful! I might erupt 🌋 Love you all, sexy boys ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Tuesday my horny hunks 😘😘😘 and Happy International Transparent Trousers Day. Unfortunately, I don't own a pair of see-throughs, but I did pop to the mini mart, naked from the waist down this morning, for crumpet. Sukhdev seemed overly excited to see me. Wonder what that's all about 🤷