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Stevo the Human

@stevothehuman.bsky.social

It's Stevo time! Jokes I thought up while stoned will be tagged with #dank.

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰@flavorflav.bsky.social · 7h ago

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Get out of work letter to watch the NBA Finals

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 47m ago

CONVENIENCE / ALT TXT- dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELLITIN HOLLERIN ABOUT THERE IDEAS, IF YOUR QUIET NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU , IF YOUR LOUD PEOPLE WILL SAY YOU SHOULDNT BE LOUD, THE WHOLE THINGS SET UP SO THAT YOU DONT GET TO SAY ANY THING ABOUT THE WORLD, BUT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO BE WILLING TO "LOOK WIERD" IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET YOUR IDEAS OUT THERE , REMEMBER WHO TOLD YA THAT , AND DA TEXT "CONVENIENCE ISN"T REAL IF YOU HAVE TO WORK IN A SHITTY BUILDING FOR 30 OR 40 HOURS A WEEK FOR A GUY YOU HATE WHO WORKS FOR A COMPANY YOU HATE TO PAY FOR CONVENIENCE ITS NOT REAL " - IF YOUR DAYS INCOME CAN BE WIPED OUT BY 1 WET HAMBURGER DELIVERY THEN CONVEINENCE IS A FAKE IDEA CREATED BY CAPITAL TO TRICK YOU INTO GIVING UP THE LAST FEW BUCKS THEY HAVENT HOARDED ALREADY - FUCK ALL CORPERATION'S, FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S, EVERY DIME THEY ACCUMULATE IS TAKEN FROM YOUR POCKET, EVERY DOLLER THEY PILE UP IS ONE YOU DONT HAVE, EVERY YACHT THEY BUY IS A NEIGHBORHOOD OF HOUSES YOU CANT AFFORD, EVERY YEAR OF THEIR LIFE IS AN AFFRONT TO HUMANITY, SHARK EYED MONEY HUGGERS TELLING US ITS OUR FAULT WE AINT RICH ,TERMS OF SERVICE ONCE AGAIN PREVENT ME FROM SAYING WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN NEXT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

蒼玉亭権兵衛(Gonbay)@gonbay.bsky.social · 12h ago

八(Eight)@hachimitsutoclover.bsky.social · 9h ago

Day 27 Dumb No Cirno I don’t think thats gonna be possible I had to stick a new font because the last one has a spelling error #Touhou #touhouproject #cirno #inktober #inktober2026

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 8h ago

A lady with a hammer talking to Brian
The text "do not use a ball peen hammer on your balls or peen"

216 @216hrszn.bsky.social · 11h ago

LudicrousFPS @ludicrousfps.bsky.social · 22h ago

fun fact: reisen is one of the characters that marisa has the most seperate interactions with and the character that reisen has the most separate interactions with is marisa

赫井苹果 @rinngososaku.bsky.social · 13h ago

ウェブポンのアクリルスタンドはムメイくん、リーナちゃん、王女様の3種類です是非ゲットしてみてください！

Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · yesterday

start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!

Buddhists believe that commissioning an image brings merit for the donor as well as to all conscious beings. Images in temples and in household shrines also remind laypeople that they too can achieve enlightenment.

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · yesterday

DA RULING CLASS MUST END - dashare.zone ADMIN

WORKER'S OF THE WORLD UNITE AND DO A GLOBAL CLASS WAR "I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT , HOW DO WE DO IT" AND DA TEXT "THEY WANT U DEAD, YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THEM, GLOBAL CLASS WAR NOW" AND ITS A SKELOTON REACHIN FOR A WEALTHY MEMBER OF DA RULING CLASS "WHO KNOWS WHAT THERE GONNA DO" AND REMEBER YOUR NOT ALOWED TO SAY WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THE SYSTEMIC PROBLEMS IN GOVERNMENT SOCIETY OR THE MEDIA, ITS ALWAYS AGAINST TERM'S OF SERCICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 4mo ago

End of the Playroom

ChikoCheez @chikoritacheez.bsky.social · 2d ago

RIP Eric Bauza....😢You filled Mel Blanc's shoes amazingly

Mollyco @mollyyancey.bsky.social · yesterday

full moon hero

🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃@outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 2d ago

Show: Donald Duck Language: Kurdish Country: Iraq

八(Eight)@hachimitsutoclover.bsky.social · yesterday

Day 26 Zip Rushed day 26 submission I made her clothes have zippers #touhou #touhouart #touhouproject #inktober #inktober2026 #TenkyuuChimata

赫井苹果 @rinngososaku.bsky.social · yesterday

ウェブポンのレア賞の複製サイン入りキャンバスアート、本当に絵の具で描いたみたいな質感になってめっちゃいいので誰か引いてほしい

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2d ago

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.