Stewart Lyman

@stewartlyman.bsky.social

Social justice warrior; songwriter and music video creator; biotech scientist; vaccine advocate; cancer patient supporter; art and music lover. Lifelong learner. Seeking to heal the world in a variety of different ways.

“Rules required that shell company owner names be revealed, But that’s not aligned with the ‘king’s’ ‘art of the steal,’ This rule’s become a ‘has been,’ And a big money-launderers win, These owner’s names will now be easily concealed.”   Limerick Project Day 599

“The Traceability Rule compliance deadline got pushed back, It was meant to track down infection sources in foods and snacks, We see new ones every day, The ‘king’ can’t make them go away, This slowdown has put many Americans health out of whack.”   Limerick Project Day 598

“AI could cause an extinction level event, Is a message that’s been AI-expert sent, Warnings going unheeded, Guardrails are needed, This is something we must absolutely prevent.” Limerick Project Day 597

“The ‘king’ went hard after Ivy League schools, Found little evidence they were breaking the rules, He wanted their knees bent, And got decrees of consent, Just another assault with his political tools.” Limerick Project Day 596

“The ‘king’ sanctioned our top legal firms, And many agreed to his ‘help me for free’ terms, That was a huge mistake, Given what was at stake, They’re now infected with his political germs.” Limerick Project Day 595

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“The new Trump dollar coin is legal tender, And the US Mint once again is the vendor, But to buy it costs $2.44, Or $1.44 more, Trump and the Mint hope stupid people are big spenders.” Limerick Project Day 594

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“The Mercator world map is quite misleading, An African movement to correct continent sizes is proceeding, Only the U.S. voted no, Because of ‘king’ Schmo, I hope the map updating effort winds up succeeding.” Limerick Project Day 593

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“The ‘king’ spent $4B abandoning wind, Which should leave Americans chagrined, Conflicts of interest abound, Corruption will be found, The thin-skinned ‘king’ has once again sinned.” Limerick Project Day 592

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“Work on the ‘king’s’ triumphal arch has begun, It’s just another “get around the rules” end run, Never hail this clown, Never, ever bow down, Bet with Kalshi that it will be poorly done.” Limerick Project Day 591

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“There are no MISSION ACCOMPLISHED signs about Iran, Because virtually nothing has gone according to plan, Missiles overused, Sailors badly abused, Because of reckless decisions by the ‘king’ and his yes-man.” Limerick Project Day 590

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“After going to Samoa RJK Jr. blatantly lied, The result of his trip was that people died, He rejects all vaccines, And that autism’s caused by genes, As HHS Secretary he’s brought nothing but downside.” Limerick Project Day 589

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“The ‘king’ wants new aircraft carriers redesigned, It’s his latest commander-in-chief whine, His feverish dream, More catapults of steam, Navy Admirals must learn to take a hardline.” Limerick Project Day 588

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“A deal for Venezuela’s oil came from the Secretary of War, His latest adventure is in trouble just like before, Stinks of coercion and corruption, And corporate disruption, Dormant Venezuelan oil fields are not a political score.” Limerick Project Day 587

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“After the enormous flooding disaster in Nepal, The ‘king’ sent half a million bucks, and that’s all, Also sent one advisor, Because he’s no sympathizer, The world greeted his weak response with appall.” Limerick Project Day 586

“The ‘king’ wants to change Lake Ontario’s name, He takes every chance he gets to inflame, Canada didn’t kiss his ass, Unlike him, they have class, The new Great Lakes acronym would be SHAME.” Limerick Project Day 585

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“Insider trading sent Martha Stewart to jail, Now the ‘king’ does this on a much larger scale, Thinks he’s immune to prosecution, Ignores the law and Constitution, The Republican response is to send him fan mail.” Limerick Project Day 584

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“Some countries have gotten tariff relief on imported beef, U.S. cattle ranchers are now dealing with their grief, They’re overwhelmed with dread, Which countries was never said, It’s money out of their pockets and the ‘king’ is the thief.” Limerick Project Day 583

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“The Kennedy Center foolishly added the ‘king’s’ name, Which brought it nothing but infamy and shame, Revenues dropped, Fundraising stopped, Not hard to figure out who’s wearing the blame.” Limerick Project Day 582

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“Good neighbor Canada is again under attack, A country that’s always had America’s back, Another stupid move, Of which Americans disapprove, And for which our idiot ‘king’ is getting much flack.” Limerick Project Day 581

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“Maternity care deserts are now on the rise, Which because of the ‘king’ is no real surprise, There’s a growing dearth, Of places to give birth, About 1 in 3 US counties now lack this prize.” Limerick Project Day 580

“Foodborne illnesses are in the news every day, Republicans have put infectious diseases in play, They’ve endangered the nation, By chopping regulations, Contaminated food is just a truck ride away.” Limerick Project Day 579

“Stars and Stripes leaders got fired for being woke, Political fear is what this was meant to invoke, Dismissing these leaders, Was an insult to readers, Editorial independence got royally revoked.” Limerick Project Day 578

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“We now spend more on the national debt than defense, What was once big has now gotten immense, Spending money’s the king’s jam, His caring about Americans is a sham, Can’t wait until we speak of him in the past tense.” Limerick Project Day 577

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“Seems no one in the Navy has the balls To say “steam catapults” are a terrible call, Admirals are dismayed, New carriers will be delayed, The ‘king’s thinking’ needs a serious overhaul.” Limerick Project Day 576

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“The US missile supply is dangerously low, Which deals our military a significant blow, Hegseth’s nothin’ but a fool, He’s just the ‘king’s’ power tool, The idiot wasted much of our precious ammo.” Limerick Project Day 575

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The ‘king’ says his ballroom is a military complex, Just the latest example of a made-up-story flex, He’s asked the Supreme Court, For their unconditional support, And US citizens to pay the huge construction checks.” Limerick Project Day 574

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