cw vore ughhhh that feeling when you unexpectedly get digested into farts forever 🙄🙄 and i was supposed to get married today 😒 #BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

when the farts have skull clouds in them 💚

i love the kind of fart that tells the hours-long story of digestion in one compact and utterly noxious brap

damn i just ripped a terrible fart...come huff it quick!! before the smell is gone!! haha that was a mere jest! it's funny because the smell will never be gone

should i start wearing a shirt that says "I ❤️ FARTING" on it

⬅️ guy who brags about how many ppl wanna huff his awful farts

god that guy is so hot i wish he’d churn me into his farts

i really wish i could fart like wyatt irl, not only bc of horny reasons (obvs) but oh my god imagine how good it would feel to rip a really REALLY fat one

i have personally never understood the enjoyment of nuclear-level farts, i mean i GET it but like if no one can huff it then what's the point. that's all I'M saying.....

cw vore here i'll share something embarrassing! some weird fantasy i have is paying a pred to turn ppl into farts for me to huff and more jiggly assflab to clap in my face. ok you can throw your tomatoes now.

are we into post-vore farts here or no. what about farts during vore…need audience input

Imagining what it'd be like in a blob's cavern of an ass crack right now, especially when they're really lettin' loose...

Gassy blobs………………………..

smthn for the boybutt enjoyers..any volunteers?

when i was 19 i was jinxed by a witch so i must constantly have putrid butt braps blasted in my face or else i die......so you see you HAVE to rip ass in my face. you dont wanna kill a fat innocent bird do you??

ughhghh i'm sooo bloated with farts i feel like im gonna explode.....maybe someone can get in there and see why they're not coming out ??

I'm so pissed off right now. Why the fuck isn't there a 4ft jigglestud shortstack ripping ass in my face ???

wakes up hungover asf, belching for ten seconds, before noticing a stinging pain on the small of my back...i get up, rip an awful ass-rippling fat fart that fogs the windows, and look back in the mirror to see a fresh red tat that says: "WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE ⬇️☣️"

*trying to flirt* uhm...i think your farts are totally awesome dude...they make me feel so....uhm...lightheaded. i mean. ermmm, high? no shit what's the fucking word i'm looking for? floaty? oh whatever can you please just sit on me.

I actually really love the idea of my farts being able to bend reality 🌎 one fat disgusting rip and suddenly things are a bit different…and the more I birdbrap the more things change uvu

hi i'm a fortuneteller. i see great disaster coming...oh yes, mmmm...in one week's time...they're calling it the rankest fart ever ripped...my advice? stay away from blue-feathered birds....lest you want to lose your lunch...

here's a question for the real fartheads out there. would you rather huff a jacked beefy stud's constant protein rips straight from his fat bubbly ass or be point-blank behind a 700lb blobish fatass as he lets loose the remains of whatever he ate that day (a lot) YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE!

ok picture this: a bird, like a really plump and juicy bird, and he's got this giant wobblewagon that rips wind near constantly. now imagine he makes you his seat...lol, would be crazy if a bird like that existed somewhere

i did post this on the old site but i never posted the slob / gas alt 😇

woah dude! that’s braptastic!

guy who singles you out in a crowd and says you'd make the perfect seat for his fat farting ass

I am not interested in wrestling, just enjoying the training sessions 🥴🥴🥴 I'll be back for more Featuring pro wrestler, @/trinitystrike.bsky.social

i've decided to dedicate my life to the cause i care about the most: fat putrid farts

cw: gas, sweat, and general slob was it always so muggy in here? 🎨: @/marxfifty.bsky.social 🧡

i would use the phrase "bird braps" more (because of my wonderful little friend named alliteration) but i fear people think it sounds stupid 😭