The last words you wanna hear from your DM. Especially when they are playing the monster you're about to fight and insist on making it as realistic as possible. It's all to give me the best experience possible... Right?... I'm fucked folks... Lil birthday gift for @massivejax.bsky.social
Stinks
@stinkstherat.bsky.social
Love big gassy folks. 18+ Minors stay away. https://linktr.ee/StinksTheRat
Not sure how Zeep ended up there, but it looks like Bowser intends to make sure he's there to stay. Commission for @lilsniffa.bsky.social
"I'll make your subjugation quick and easy. Lick my bulge, and I will spare you from more of my farts..! I am a gator of my word. Hue hue hue..." (SPOILERS: He won't. Buu lies and farts on him anyways after getting licked.)
Icheo came bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when Jax told him he had big plans for him, driven to be an important part of the company. That didn't last long once the job expectations came around; being shrunk to filter and muffle all of the stench out for Jax's shareholder meetings.
cw #fart Releasing a huge amount of gas would be the best way to pull out the book stuck in his azzhole
freaky...🥴 #fatfur
Even when it's other people's birthday, Stinks somehow finds a way to make it about himself. Lil gift for a good friend! Happy Birthday Xavier!
Can't work in this heat... 🐊💦 Commission for @salthegator.bsky.social
Orson decided to punish you for staring at his ass too long on the court! Orson belongs to @odorousorkz.bsky.social!
Seems like https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yjt2bzqgvanqffxoussjmcm2 wants to pull the plug on this plan... And it seems like https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wr7kz37jtkegxxr2thoa3rvw's got the same idea... Commission for Zeep, always a pleasure working with you!
Do we like older, big, domineering mammoth warrior men around here? Possible new OC to crush fellas with. Still ironing his lore and name out, but I think I've got a decent idea in mind.
🙄 This loser keeps BEGGING me to let him join my adventuring team when all he's good for is sucking my taint and muffling my gross, sweaty butt. Guess that's his role from now on >:3c comm that @soggybuizel.bsky.social got, with dialogue by me 🎨: @rikuaoshi.bsky.social (thank you! it's very good💛)
Name a more iconic duo than jocks and nerds... I'll wait. And then stuff your sorry lil self alongside with Coop right there for talking back, dweeb.
Bespectacled subs know what's about to go down when the glasses get taken off.
Looks like @silvaestion.bsky.social is paying a visit to Preyus downtown... And the whole neighborhood really... While some enjoy the change of scenery and view, it seems that's lost on others... Third and last raffle! Thank you for participating folks!
Looks like Stinks is taking Zeep's precious sick days off into his own hands... But ever so kind, he's even turning them into vacation days, really giving Zeep a sauna/tropical experience with all that heat, dampness and wind. Second raffle prize for @lilsniffa.bsky.social
When making deals with demons, you'd best pay extra close attention to the fine print... Pretty embarrassing when a micro of all people fails to do that, but not quite as embarrassing as the situation Sola's in now. 1st drawing of the raffle for @pastashasta.bsky.social
If I wasn't made for bullying then why am I so big and everyone else so small Also, here are the raffle winners, congrats to: @pastashasta.bsky.social @Lil_Sniffa @silvaestion.bsky.social Going to work out the drawings in that order! Ill attach vid in replies where I can.
When the bully invites you over for co-op gaming, you might wanna reconsider the intentions at hand. Especially if he mentions wanting to try an asymmetrical game. Nerds from left to right are: Remo Caltoq - @caltoq.bsky.social Xavier - @fxatencio.bsky.social Happy #macromarch
It's hard not to stare when someone's a hundred times your size... and Stinks loves to show off. It doesn't matter which part of the rat you like, he lives and breathes for your undying fervor, just as @smallglitch.bsky.social is finding out this very instant.
I just LOVE going to the movies, the experience really just transports you somewhere else.
When the (g)as(s) so good you go cross-eyed and void your brain... ... Soooo... Me and whomst, pretty please?
Hey! Reached 2k followers on X, so I'll be doing a raffle for 2-3 shaded, colored drawings. Some limits apply (1-2 characters, no scat, no gore, no ws) Follow/watch, comment, fav/like to enter and Ill roll some winners in 2 weeks, 1 entry per person, any website works to enter!
I don't usually draw a lot of popular media characters, but we had a 'Film Character' prompt during the monthly art challenges. Rayburn Jr is a macro monster, a wrestler, uses his ass as part of a move and has major himbo vibes to boot? How had I not watched this movie before?
As per usual, I give a macro an inch and they take a mile... Zerix asked for my help with a research concerning micros and lo and behold, turns out 'I'm' the test subject... Question for y'all: musk/sweat or not, which is better? Zerix belongs to @massivejax.bsky.social
When the Rabyd Mammylz crew approached me because they needed my help to make an album cover, they did not take no for an answer. They showed me why they named their album Dork Destroyers. Rabyd Mammylz characters belong to @fxatencio.bsky.social, go give him a watch, he's got good stuff!