in the grand scheme of things I am a pretty staunch universes beyond defender but these marvel cards are truly quite ugly and boring
Will
@stltrio.bsky.social
1/3 owner of fortuna games in st. louis, poly, bi, lazy
benjamin button would have killed it as a guy who goes to bars for the liquor control board and tries to order drinks without a valid id
cheeseburger exists in nature, double cheeseburger exists in nature, even triple cheeseburger exists in nature, but the mcdouble is a social construct
the assorted berries tums are way better than the tropical fruit tums
i spent a lot of time on my "J.P. is in the epstein files" meme post for r/grandmasboy and i really thought it was going to do numbers but i guess i just don't know what the people want anymore
if you're reading this I miss you (not you Ashley you are sitting right next to me)
they should make a transparent hoodie that keeps you warm but still lets people see the back of your cute t-shirt
@puppydoggaming.bsky.social after I played like 3-4 hours of midwest emo on Sunday, spotify flagged my account for suspicious activity and locked me out of it
@mtgsecretlair.com I don't know if you know this, but this is a pretty bad customer experience
my top magic gripes: -DFCs are bad -creature type errata is bad -commander decks should drop down to 80 cards at least -wish effects should work in commander -color identity rules are bad and designing around them is also bad -too difficult to teach someone new this game -reserved list is bad
oh no we didn't realize you were supposed to bring rave candy to the saxsquatch show and now a little kid wants to trade with us
i think i'd go to the strip club more if they had a better drink selection. maybe we could have, like, a couple craft beers, nothing crazy?
some street names are so ugly that i believe it HAS to negatively affect property values. you couldn't pay me to live on a street called Flad
someone made an interface for feeld that shows you all of the people who disliked you and it is a very cool way to periodically suffer enormous amounts of psychic damage
watching Hannah play fallout 4 for the first time and I think this game actually might have been bad
I'm not anti-vegetable. I eat vegetables. But if you put anything green on biscuits & gravy you should be put in jail
who is asking for their deck to be EVEN THICKER?? this is madness. I SAID DECK
went to new york but not for the same reason any of my friends here went to new york. fun fact: several months ago, I did have to urban dictionary search "going to new york" just to make TOTALLY SURE it wasn't slang we just weren't aware of. also we got engaged today, ok, that's it!
commander post: it is bad that wizards will bend the outside the game rules for companion, a mechanic that i assume nobody likes, and will not bend them for learn, which might actually be fun
the default behavior of ctrl+v should be "paste without formatting," change my mind
it took me less than 30 seconds of the price is right to get mad about how bad people are at games and math and logic
satellite radio needs a delilah-like program. i'm hanging on by a fucking thread here, PLEASE, i need this
Local brewery had to take down social media post after getting roasted for putting cheese fries at "market price" lololol
I finally started using the call screen feature on my phone to make people tell me why they are calling me before I decide to pick up. Civility is dead but I am free
